Things you would do in the Pokemon universe:
Things you would do in the Pokemon universe:
Have a pet pokemon.
Mating press Marnie until I collapse from exhaustion
Mating press a pokemon until I collapse from exhaustion
Get a delinquent girlfriend
Mating press my mom until I collapse from exhaustion
Machoke most likely
Rape little girls until I collapse from exhaustion
stay at home and play video games all day
Gardevoir
Give me FIVE MINUTES. Just lock me in a room with these p*dos for five minutes. Just you and my fists. All the time in the world I need.
yup
Catch a Nidoqueen, Lapras, Aerodactyl, and Magmortar, put on a grass skirt and a white cap and proceed to live out my Adventure Island fantasy.
ditto,transform into a cock sucking machine
Train up a team of 6 and then take on the elite 4, before going on adventures to find and catch legendary pokemon so I can mating press them until I collapse from exhaustion.
Breeed
>transforms into OP
Dynamax Gardevoir and make her step on me
Raise a team of Pokemon.
Become champion.
Settle down on the Sevii Islands and live peacefully.
Go on adventures through the world sometimes.
Daisy Oak.
ditto
kek
Probably rent an apartment in goldenrod city or at least live around there. Might work armed security for team rocket with my Houndoom K9. Might be cool. Imagine a crime-ridden dystopian pokemon universe.
yoooooo
Make a femme Pokemon team and mate with them; include one big cocked pokemon with an insatiable sex drive to mate me in the ass. Have a four way with me in the middle, femme Pokemon under me, Femme Pokemon I am eating out, and Male Pokemon, like Arcanine or Houndoom, knotting me from behind.
Those feet are fucking disgusting.
all feet are
except Lugia's