This is my hiding thread, and I'm not moving until this board is drastically improved

This is my hiding thread, and I'm not moving until this board is drastically improved.

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HEY, EVERYONE, SOME BITCH IS HIDING HERE! GET HIM!

For every actually funny moment in the series there are 30 unfunny ones.

I... SMELL... ASS!

Oh dear!

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IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM

they’re waiting for you Semen, in the sex chamberrrr

Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?

While we're hiding can you help me make a film for a contest. I have to describe something about microsoft office. That part I'll just read some shit from the website and phone it in, but I want something else to be going on in the background. Maybe like a horror element, like my reflection in glass turning, or something out the window getting closer. Any ideas at all would be appreciated.

*ahem*
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK UNFUNNY DUMBASSES
FUCK HALF LIFE VR
FUCK HALF LIFE ALYX
FUCK MOLD
AND FUCK PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH DICKS

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STAHP

>zoomers think this is a eceleb thread

Fuck off back to kindergarden niggers.

Gordon, if you beat the staff ghost in this race, you unlock Gold HEV!

HELLO GORDON

Only people whom present there passport can remain in this thread.

>fuck mold

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Post yfw nerds starts yelling
>Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!

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Here you go.

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FORGET ABOUT COOMER! WE ARE BLOWING OUR LOADS AND PULLING OUT! ANYONE LEFT IN THERE IS NOW ON HIS OWN! REPEAT, IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY, YOU ARE NOW F-

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fucked by mold more like

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Does anyone know why this door is not fucking opening?

Is BlacK Mesa janky shit or something?

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Cause no trouble.

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>He bought Black Mesa
>He didn’t quit the game when he got to the eyesore that is NuXen
OH NO NO NO NO

youtube.com/watch?v=vuzy2OsVy1c

Wut?
Never had that problem.

THERE'S A SCIENTIST HERE

I'M at that tentacle boss now and have no clue what to do and like 50% the doors act like they have their own consciousnesss, sometimes they open and sometimes they don't, even though they are green.

G O R D O N
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Are you mashing the "E" when opening the doors?

Don't play western shit if you don't want unpolished jank.

Weebshit is garbage m8.

ok gachafag

I mean I get why Alyx has a thing for Gordon. Maybe she just likes older men. That's pretty common. But it kinda weirds me out how Eli is pretty much immediately trying to get you to nut in his daughter.

fuck my daughter please

in the original those doors have levers on the wall to open

black mesa is kind of forgettable so can't say for sure

YOU MUST CONTINUE THE VANCE BLOODLINE!

>girls hear about this badass messiah that fought the US Marines, Aliens and killed what was basically a alien god
>he finally shows up and he lives up to your expectations
>not being wet for the guy

Isn't Gordon 27? How old is Alyx?

>older men
Dude gordon is like 27 years old

alyx and gordon have like a 3 year age difference.

alyx's age wasn't confirmed until HLVR, we know now that she was 24 during hl2

gordon is 27 biologically

LOOK GORDON

Are you by any chance retarded?

Of course. Hammering it looking at every pixel on the door/wall. I feel like I wasted 20 bux and I hate Valve so much.

>Of course.

That's why.

>when you get to commit genocide on marines and civvies as well as play with nuclear warheads

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Pleasure to meet you lad! I raise my claw as a warm greeting, full of compassion!

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Can't fucking wait really.
The dev is a nice guy too.

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what the hell are these?

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LOOK GORDON, A ROPE!

What are some good Half Life campaign mods?

I sucked off twelve dumb ass scientists and not one of them sucked back. This sucks.

post-surgery trannies

Gordon is 27 in Half-Life but most people probably assume he's a (very well-preserved) man in his 40s. Alyx is 19 in Half-Life 2.

I suppose Eli might know that Gordon was in cryostorage but to everyone else he's just 'Damn Gordon Freeman looks like THAT?'

Obviously I have also tried only pressing it once and then waiting.

Entropy Zero
Black ops REDUX
Azure Sheep

Hasn't Gordon been in like stasis between 1 and 2
Probably hasn't aged at all

Echoes is brilliant, best HL experience I ever had.

MY ASS IS HEAVY

Echoes.

youtube.com/watch?v=1zl1L0oWVoU

ASS

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Stalkers. If you're a political dissident or other criminal you're heavily surgically modified into one. It's not clear how much of their actual sense of identity remains, but it doesn't appear to be much. They're apparently fed/hydrated directly via a port on their body and the stubs where their hands have been amputated can accept specialized tools for when they're needed.

Ah fuck yes a comfy HL thread finally.

Eli mentions the fact that Gordon really didn't changed at all, and considering he's aware of the GMan, he most likely knows that he was in statis all those years.

Right, but no one knows about the G-String Man and Gordon being in storage except Eli. Alyx probably thinks he's just hot for 40.

the only funny guy in the group dr. coomer

guy who owns the channel is literal anti-humor and kills mood every time he opens his fucking mouth

Dr. Coomer on the other hand? Absolute fucking gold. they just nail it, EVERY TIME dr coomer opens his god damn mouth. they have the scientist voice down pat to the point where it literally sounds like they're using a voice filter to make it sound like the original lo-fi lines. it's incredible

even fucking gets the fucking way they cut themselves off down its just uncanny

SHOULD'VE BROUGHT YOUR PASSPORT GORDON

If the guy playing Gordon could just keep his fucking mouth shut, the whole thing would be much better.
Hell, have the Coomer guy do his own show.