Girl joins the guild

>girl joins
>her bf joins too
>bf is really good at the game, kind, heartfelt, good sense of humour, helps gather mats for raid nights
>bf is all around solid player, even shows up to raids early to help summon to get started ASAP
>gf hates that he's spending time with some of us more than her
>gf starts to isolate him
>bf becomes increasingly apologetic, starts to skip raid nights, isn't online as often
>gf posts a big rant on guild website about how the guild treats her poorly
>gf quits
>bf logs in 10 minutes later to quit
>"sorry guys, some real life stuff came up"
>deals with all her bullshit and still supports her in the end
I miss you Robert. You were great. Hope you killed her stupid ass.

Re-read his post, slower this time.

Fuck that shit

>One asshole from you IRL friends only guild starts to invite fucks no one else knows that are way too into the fucking game, mechanics and starts to demand you to download damage calculators, watch guides before a dungeon.

I just want to have blind fun with my IRL friends, fuck off.

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Fucking this

the duality of a man
youtube.com/watch?v=IdyXKJ8NcNI

>treating like human beeing
>here take this gear, i don't needed it anyway
>rolled more then you but you did better on a bossfight
>haha you so funny
>jesus dude chilld, don't shotu at her, anyone can make 7 mistakes in a row

>treating them like a god
>treatiung them like a human being
Its almost like these are diametrically opposites. But seeing as you would run through traffic to call out that post, you seem to be a simp.
Found the touchless virgin

>Girl left the guild because there wasnt enough simping
>She whispers members at random, even weeks later, asking what people are saying about her

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'Treating them like gods' is pure fucking hyperbole you retards.

This is not a simp. It's boomer girl trying yet again to convince us that kings simp.

9 out the last 10 girls you think you found online were trannies, and the last one was fat and/or ugly. Just don't bother team, they're just normal people with an intelligence regressed to half their age. They only thing they are good at is manipulating you

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>I just donate her my spare gold to make sure shes having a good time.
>yea i go out of my way to help her compared to other guild mates, shes cool
>Sure I report anyone who steals her loot, who wouldnt
>im just treating her like the human being she is, with a little extra love, because shes a goddess.

Sure thing kiddo, backpedal that ass of yours.

Thank you for proving that your kind are subhuman from the inside to the outside and should be gassed along with you inferior genetics you simp faggot

>girl joins game
>kick her out as soon as she mentions she's a girl

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That sucks but it can sometimes work in reverse, too.
>annoying know-it-all faggot leaves guild to go join his e-gf's
Good riddance.

>women destroy everything they touch
>this is men's fault

>Womin
> Gamers
Just KYS

That's a pretty cool revolver. Guy must have arms like a treetrunk to hold that thing up all the time.

And yet that's what makes simps simps ya fucking simp lmfao such a simple concept nigger

Why I don't like mmorpg's. Not playing blind short of competitive games like arena shooters or fighting games defeats the whole point of playing a game and sours the experience of the suspension of disbelief.

women are baby makers nothing more nothing less

I've always believed that being a girl is easier in online games was a myth until I've pretended to be one. Suffice to say, shit's wild and easier to have people to play with you.

>Found the touchless virgin

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>play in an old WoW guild near launch
>girl joins
>I treat her like anyone else
>everyone else worships her
>GM actually PMs me and tells me that I need to treat her special because she's a girl and they don't want her to leave

I don't blame them for being thirsty virgins, but the fucking gall to message me and tell me that I'm not putting her on a pedestal made me leave. RIP Furious Gs, I stopped playing a few months later anyway.

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And found the simp too
So easy to spot. Go donate your stimulus to your ethot, she will love to laugh at your wojacks.

>Woman exists
>Beta simp males: uguh take all my money you angel you goddess you should be put on a pedastool. I will literally go homeless to give you all I have in the hopes that you'll notice my loser ass.
Human males can be as useless and retarded as human females user that's what makes me an equalist and you a limp dicked simp
Inb4 the nu aged boy club seethe copes in my based based cringe based based

>And then there's the regrettable 5% of men like you who are such a degenerative throwback that they think treating a woman like a human being is 'simping'.
Thanks for the free shit beta orbiter. BTW I'm a female(male).

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T.tranny faggot ,
This is why we cannot have nice things

no because these hacks take a year to make 5 mins of animation.

Based.

two seasons maybe

>seething simp that got used by chad tranny for easy simp gibs

>guild divided into 2 guilds
>both become dead guilds a month later
>the girl is actually a guy
Gaymecels are fucking retarded

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>Having vietnam flashbacks of the time a man tricked him into sending $400 worth of steam codes
simp

In a perfect world, yes.
Sadly, this world is far from perfect.

The word you want is "meta." The "meta" determines the most efficient way to play the game to 'win,' and it ruins everything because autists who can't attain anything else in life just turn the video game into a mess of stat checks.
WoW currently is pretty much 95% gear checks. The other 5% is standing where you're supposed to. As long as you have the gear you'll be fine. No gear, though, no service.

Nigger learn to read greentext I'm making fun of simps

>im making fun of simps
>im totally not a touchless virgin
>she said my name on stream, it only cost $1150, I still have $50 left for her premium snap

rope simp, rope

Does my heart good knowing simps will forever burn in the final circle of hell where their treacherous faggot asses belong. Sadly the slutty women will only be dropped in the first circle.

These thots get handed all the gear then leave when they aren’t getting enough attention

>me trying to distract my friends from all obsessing over the girl

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Nah man, I'm a dude who pretends to be a chick too. For every guy like you who calls out tranny, there are like thirty individual men, easily, who just want something gentle and effeminate to validate them. It's sad, honestly because a lot of them aren't even like incels but more like just regular people who are excessively sad and lacking in meaningful connections.

So honestly, girls 'get it easy' because people actively search for connection with them, and will go to great lengths sometimes to secure and maintain that connection.
You would be surprised how easy it is to deny cam/voice too.

>not being friends with well adjusted normals who all have their own wives/GFs and dont treat other girls like gods
fucktards

if it got picked up by Adult Swim they wouldn't be the ones animating you retard. That's why the pilot took so long and their personal videos because they have 0 budget and have to animate everything by hand alone. And most of them are obsessed with perfection and will draw every single layer instead of shortcuts which takes an extreme amount of time

>static leader is some power-tripping goblina who isn't even that good at the game
>forced to put up with her for weeks because they were the only group that operated during my fucked up hours

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m'lady

>girls apps on the website
>immediately decline her

>gearchecks
>most bosses on mythic can be downed in mix of heroic-normal level gear
why people that know nothing about the game talk the most about it ?

>Join Guild
>Already has a bunch of girls and a literaly mother
Whether that was true or not, great times were had in it. Good times.

Yeah if they don't drag it out and wring the concept dry like with rick and morty

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>tfw got manipulated once but cut it off real quick
>now i see other internet friends get manipulated and extreme simping for "girls" but can only watch their downfalls in slow motion
what a weird experience being on the world wide web can be

>the gear you get prior to the dungeon can be used to clear that content
Yes Anonymous, that is how progression works.
Are you supposed to use mythic drops to clear mythics? Come on now...

>girl joins the guild
>occasionally joins raids when there's a slot
>everyone is civil and has fun
Is something wrong with my guild?

Exhibit A

anyone have that tf2 clip where some tranny is doing the most annoying fake girl voice and the guy streaming just calls them out and makes them use their real voice

vocaroo.com/cuKO5etx1mt

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Yeah we get it, you're only pretending to be retarded