Post the very first and last thing that happens in a game

post the very first and last thing that happens in a game.
Yas Forums tries to guess it.
>start in prison
>someone transforms into a dragon

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>jump out of a plane
>fuck a chinese lady

First thing:
>Main character wakes up tied to a chair in a room full of TV screens. A deep robotic voice calls out to you and tries to ask you something, to which you simply reply "FUCK YOU!"
Last thing:
>Game slowly zooms in on a photo of John F. Kennedy in front of a crowd until it shows a close-up of your character standing in the crowd.

I have been waiting for an ending for reboot for almost 20 years, and then Rainmaker gives me the fucking Guardian Code. I can’t believe it

Oblivion, obv.

Fight on an airboat
Escape the dark side of the moon

I'm blue dabudeedabuda

>Get shot
>Escape from your hotel room

MGS: Snake Eater?

>You and your partner are chasing after the bad guy.Stage Select
>Someone previously under mind control makes amends by slamming his gundam into a robot hellbent on destroying everyone, to save the planet they live on.

>you're reinforcements
>walking on a street at night with a dark coat

>Fight the Earth
>Kill God.

>You come home from work
>You and your wife die saving the planet.

>fight 8 robot masters
>fight dr wily

>Engage in terrorist bombing
>Kill a megalomaniacal alien thing

Black Ops

D4

>seed and feed
>suck and fuck

>see man maimed by town meat monger
>perform self lobotomy with giant gemstone

Nope. The "reinforcements" is quite literal.

>Get in a snowball fight at your new school
>Destroy the world

>steal some weird jewelry
>prevent a 2nd, maybe even 3rd, global extinction

>enjoy spanish tunes in a car with cops
>escape with the president's daughter on a jet ski

RE4

Resident Evil 4

>Arrive on a big ass ship
>Leave the planet you were just on

>Put on a mask
>Bodysnatch the president and party on an island

Every single JRPG?

>all your friends die
>you quit your job

Final Fantasy 7

>Mine your way into a mountain
>Die as your mayor decreed that only dogs could own land,or wield weapons as your fort is overran by a Bronze Colossus and your wrestlers die while only bruising the colossi's left toe

Demon's Souls

>wake up and play with a dinosaur
>kill your brother and restart the world

Correct.

FFTA

I'm thinking uhh...
>every crpg ever?

Xcom ?

Dwarf fortress obviously.

I legit miss DF threads when we were all playing it

Mother 3.

>find a baby
>defeat a giant baby

Diablo

>Be in jail for a crime you didn't commit
>A tower full of money explodes

Vagrant Story

Deep Rock Galactic?

>start as defenseless kid
>lose a leg and be BLACKED or carpet muncher

>insert coin into slot
>insert coin into slot

based

>defend a train from cowboy raiders
>kill the ultimate life form created by a loli dream demon

Gunstar Heroes

>you leave your home wide-eyed and ready for a fun adventure
>you bomb the ugly mutants that weren't doing anything to you to prove human racial superiority

Fallout 1

Asura's Wrath
Yakuza
Walking Dead

One of the Trine games

>you go to sleep after a shitty day
>you wake up and have a good day

>Vacation on the beach
>Kill a company president in a dimensional rift

>Opening credits
>Ending credits

Carnevil

Payday 2?

>Your brother eats someone
>You get nuked

Carnevil?

Didn't think people would get it that fast.

>Lose a to Godzilla
>Kill buddha

Unreal, prisoner 489 esc ape in

>Fly a mecha jet
>Delete your save data

You kick some birds.
You beat up a transexual kidnapper.

>a demon steals your girl in the most literal sense of the term
>steve jobs grows a suit of dildos

Yep

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>Get off a bus in new Jersey
>Unplug yourself from the multiverse

mario odyssey?

>I am a-
>There's a pl-

>Angel throws sword at big rock

Witcher 2.

Wild Arms 3.

>fight your brother and he kicks your ass
>erase yourself from existence

>You play the video game, saying that after all these ears it must be good
>It is not

>wake up on a beach
>wake up on a beach

>follow a cat out of a castle
>kill god

Definitely an Elder Scrolls game.

Possibly haven't actually played Fallout 1
so not quite what I was thinking of

>Drive a car
>Crash a car

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>your bus gets attacked
>you shoot someone in the head or you don’t