>I play as elves because they're superior, like me. Dwarves are for neckbeards
I play as elves because they're superior, like me. Dwarves are for neckbeards
Elijah Diaz
Justin Reyes
Chads plays a minotaur.
Brad plays a dwarf.
Faggot plays a human.
Tiny dick plays a paladin.
Coolbro plays a wizard.
Virgin plays elf.
Gigachad plays shaman.
Ethan Hill
i always pick gnomes and half-lings because they are funny. dwarves are cool but everyone chooses 'em.
Nicholas Brown
So would a human shaman be a Tiny Dick Gigachad?
Cameron Bell
When I say human I mean regular human with no powers or special potion/artifact crafting potential.
Was probably a mistake doe.
Connor Turner
>well, yes I've played as a red lizard in DOS2 because part of my skin is red and I loose it too
John Jenkins
>I only play beast races.
Ethan Ortiz
I play elves because their women are heckin' cute
Nathaniel Gomez
Most games have internal balance. They have set points and stats that get allocated based on choices you make during character creation. A human that doesn't have powers or special potions and artifacts will often get a point dump in another category where they excel as a result. As such, even a plain human will still be viable if the game isn't designed like total ass.
Cooper Watson
>Me? I just pick the race with the best racial bonuses for the build I want to go with.
Carter Clark
Gigachad plays as human. He's already the peak specimen and wouldn't even consider other races. They all bow to him. He doesn't even know what the other races are.
Chads play as Orcs. Just smash shit bro, while being common enough for normies
Nerds with a sense of humour play as dwarves
Faggot/degenerates play as cat people
Funny degenerates play as lizard people
Betas/white knights play as paladins.
Virgins who accept their plot in life play as wizards
Ultra virgins in denial about it play as elves.
Luis Sullivan
Whenever I played tabletop rpg with buddies, humans were usually there to sense traps, lead discussions and do stuff like recon, but little intense fighting.
Aaron Young
>I play elves to be mocked by dwarves, bred by humans, and used as an onahole by orcs and minotaurs
Ayden Thomas
>he thinks WoW is the only franchise that has dwarves and elves
virgin detected for sure
Elijah Harris
>sense of humor
>dwarves, the race of tired cliches
Jack Murphy
>some species are literally human except live longer, are stronger or tougher
>the ultimate specimen
irl maybe but this isn't irl
Wyatt Walker
and also who plays minotaur
Isaac Myers
Fellow minmaxer.
Leo Lopez
Ya, which is fine. A human character might not be a walking nuke, but they can bring plenty of worthwhile utility. Any well made game system, be it vidya or tabletop, should have internal mechanics that ensure balance and counter-balance.
Daniel Reyes
>I play as elves because they're superior, like me. Dwarves are for neckbeards
Luke Hernandez
Reminder that this thread was made by a butthurt roastie that cannot compete with pic related.
Eli Johnson
I play a wizard and i am far from cool. Also i have a small dick. Your theory is flawed
Leo Martin
she looks like she fucks black and green guys only.
Austin Cooper
No one actually says that
Owen Powell
This is highly accurate
Gavin Martin
>I'm a dumb coomer secondary
Ethan Thomas
I play as elves. Because they're superior, unlike me.
Nolan Bennett
Stay toasty, roastie.
Adrian Harris
I insist on making up my own superior race that is the strongest at everything and beat up every nerd who says that I can't. After 15 minutes when I get bored I leave the game.
Michael Jenkins
>If I shave I'll look like this
>If I don't shave I'll be an uglyass neckbeard
Dominic Harris
>the speech bubble color isn't even right
Gabriel Cruz
>FGO slurper
>no chin and jaw
lmao it just writes itself. i bet you're a SEAnigger aswell
Elijah Bell
Christopher Thompson
Talk dirty to me more, user.
David Collins
just shave your neck keep the facial hair
Connor Wood
>Reminder that this thread was made by a butthurt roastie that cannot compete with pic related.
Wyatt Bailey
This is now the official Yas Forums elf thread, thank you OP!
David Smith
This.
Grayson Myers
>This is now the official Yas Forums elf thread, thank you OP!
Easton Price
Exactly, check out this cute elf.