How will Yas Forums react when it sells a billion copies and is the goat?

How will Yas Forums react when it sells a billion copies and is the goat?

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Poorly.

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Will there be a billion people left on the earth to buy it by the time it finally releases?

Jesus Christ the protagonists look gay.
And that's not even female V's "new and improved" face.

Don't tell me this thing is a legit love interest.
Why can't we have some cute hacker chick?

Because it makes Yas Forums cry

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...Weren't you banned from Yas Forums, valanon?

I want it to be good, and if it isn't I don't care.

Besides, I think this game studio needs their dick knocked in the dirt at least once. The success of Witcher has gone to their heads a bit.

There are other good cyberpunk games.

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>Watch Dogs music
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>Cyberpunk music
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Why is CDPR so incompetent?

By discussing video games. I can only wish, because we all know none of it is ever gonna happen.

I actually wonder how much of Witcher 3 CDPR is left. Most of the nu-CDPR are refugees from Bioware, so of course they are fucking shit up.

>popular = good
>liking popular things makes me an interesting person

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I really don't care. It's shaping up to be a disappointment now and all talk of the game will die off similar to The Outer Worlds.

Both of those are horrible or is that your point?

>how much of Witcher 3 CDPR is left
most of them, quite actually
>Most of the nu-CDPR are refugees from Bioware
there are roughly 15 canadians work there, and another ~15 burgers
in a studio comprised of over 600 employees, so you're far, far off

Well, it does shaping up to be the safest, inoffensive and most sanitized vision of cyberpunk yet, so it's accurate.

>Most of the nu-CDPR are refugees from Bioware
This just plain isn't true.

I mean, it will sell a billion copies, but it'll be shit.

WD one fits the setting, Cyberpunk one is literally just nigger rap. What you think about them subjectively does not matter.

>the safest, inoffensive and most sanitized vision of cyberpunk yet
Then how come it causes so much butthurt from conservative weenies?

The Witcher games were safe as well, that's kinda CDPR's memo

>inb4 but muh radio
The OST is deadmau5 tier electronoise, calling that Cyberpunk is just as retarded as putting Brostep into your sci-fi game.

It also caused a lot of butthurt for the progressives back in the day, because it wasn't "progressive and trans-friendly" enough. Since then the devs started pandering to SJWs and now journalists seem to love this game all of a sudden.

Journalists always loved the game and they haven't really changed much at all, really.

I wouldn't call witcher games "safe", especially in 1 there were a lot of concepts and dialogue that wouldn't really fly that well today.

They really should have worked with Solar Fields, I would love to hear a Cyberpunk themed OST from him.

I remember RPS, Kotaku and Polygon shitting on it, up until some dev announced that you can create "non-binary V" (whatever the fuck this means) and suddenly they all changed their tune.

I know it is Yas Forums's way to think of games in terms of "irredeemable shit" or "GOAT" but they actually just had one minor issue with the game and consequently there was also only a minor change in the game.

The issues being "you shoot black people", "racism" and "transphobia". You forgot that clickbaity RPS article after E3 2018? The devs had to virtue signal like no tommorow to appease the journos.

they're going to drop the ball with this one
mass effect style overworking and lack of intersting ideas will end this project
company's bosses basically want cyber-gta and nobody wants that - if i want gta on speed i play saint row
the only thing that cdpr has going for it is pr with normiegamer crowd
withcher 3 had great atmosphere but menus were atrocious and gameplay was not that inspired
77 is going to sell well regardless of all that

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>intentionally opposing myself to popular things without really considering if I like it or not makes me cool

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You still shoot blacks and they are still called the Animals. None of that has changed

>The issues being "you shoot black people"
Which you still do.
>"racism"
Which wasn't addressed in any way
>and "transphobia"
Which also wasn't addressed. The poster is still in.
>The devs had to virtue signal like no tommorow to appease the journos.
Weird how they didn't and still appeased them, then.

>wow the masses and journos are gonna eat this shit up
>they eat this shit up
why would anyone be surprised?

But they removed the gender and he/she pronouns from the game, and blackwashed the female V. So there is that.

Why would Americans and Canadians forsake their 90k a year to go make 25k a year in Poland?

The same as with any major AAA release that has been shitposted into oblivion: We'll have 100+ threads every day of people screeching about how shit it is, people pretending that it ISN'T succesfull, people saying OH NO NO, people saying "what happend", people saying "we got too cocky", people pretending to love the game for (You)'s, people pretending to hate the game for (You)'s, and fuckton of more insufferable worse-than-Reddit-tier memery done entirely by people who never gave a fuck about this game, or any other.

Big titles such as this one are a pure excuse to shitpost and throw around meme's. There will be no conversation, no reason, just people doing their mindless empty shitposting routines peformed entirely because "that is what everyone else is doing".

The time this will last will ENTIRELY depend on the amount of "cultural impact" (e.g. how big and how long the media coverage is) the game ends up having. If there is enough continued coverage for it, people will continue to play their shitposting game. If the media forgets it, Yas Forums will forget it and move to the next arbitrary excuse to shitpost.

Because that is how majority of Yas Forums works. People being entirely dependent on major media coverage and marketing like the good little whores they are, and doing entirely mindless routines for attention like the good little whores they are.

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