>Cashier: "Another late night? We have Monster Energy on sale right now. Thank you for your purchase!"
>THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT ON COFFEE ALONE! WHO WAS SUPPLYING YOU WITH THE GOODS NEEDED TO PULL LATE NIGHT HEISTS?
why this bitch so dumb
it's an anime, what did you expect?
That line about Yusuke and the cards...
>It says here that you were able to use the bathroom on your own. I don't buy it. Who was wiping your ass?
Gonna start persona 5 r in a few weeks, what should I know in order to have an experience as frustration free as possible?
"Hi, are you here for a trim?"
THERE WAS NO WAY YOU COULD PERFORM YOUR CRIMES WITH HAIR IN YOUR EYES! YOU MUST KNOWN A MASTERFUL BARBER!
You say your mother taught you how to use the bathroom... you're either lying.....
OR TELLING THE TRUTH!
No, that fucking line about Chihaya and her fortune telling. Sae really puts the Special in Special Investigation Department.
Makoto is the traitor
Kill her as soon as possible to ensure you have minimal party casualties
pamcakes
How can Makoto kill anyone, she's bound by the three laws of robotics.
every sunday buy juice
go to mementos with at least 4-5 requests to minimize how many times you go there
prioritize social stats and confidants over money
>tfw they cut the story draft where mc rooms with sae
user, we all know the fucking workarounds for those.
Chumps go to work for money. The best way to get money in Royal (well, early-mid game) is to prioritize hanging out with the Sun Confidant until you get the skill that lets you extort Shadows for money.
Wait, are there really monster energy ads in P5R?
No, user, I just don't know Japanese energy drinks.
no, P5 is a coffee radicalist game
save often because if the mc dies in battle it's game over and you don't want to start over from 1-2 hours ago
Play on a high difficulty
Don’t listen to anyone about who the traitor is, they changed it for Royal and no one on Yas Forums played that far because no one here actually plays games.
Chihaya’s Rank 5 is fucking broken, use it every day
Rush the teacher
She and her sister are cut from the same cloth.
Joker ends up becoming a rape apologist because akechi told him to.
>THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD'VE BEEN ARRESTED WITHOUT COMMITTING-- Oh, wait...
THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT WITHOUT A GOOD PAIR OF SHOES
WHO IS YOUR SHOEMAKER
get the fuck out of all persona threads, play the game, develop your own opinion, and enjoy the game.
>Long-winded flash-forward sequence followed by comically horrible 'suspense' music after every start of a new confidant
I'll never understand why they thought this was a good idea.
>"So anyways, after stealing the treasure I fucked Makoto and shot a big load of cum into her ass."
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THERE IS NO WAY YOU PEOPLE COULD SHITPOST THIS WELL FOR FREE, WHO WAS PAYING YOUR WAGES
There's a lot of things in Persona 5 that I don't know why they thought it would be a good idea.
>"YOU SHOULD GO TO BED"
I can’t believe you don’t get a scene of ribbing Sae if you date Makoto.
THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE SHOT A BIG LOAD WITH SUCH A HUGE HAREM, TELL ME WHO YOUR ZINC SUPPLIER IS
Good. Sojiro is fucking based.