We pretend we're workers at Black Mesa
ITT: Black Mesa
Gabriel Phillips
Cameron Flores
Barney Calhoun told me OP is a faggot
Matthew Jenkins
Freeman was late. Again. How come that faggot always gets a free pass?
Austin Russell
shit thread ops gay
Camden Reyes
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous programming socks?
Justin Robinson
I'd like a formal inquiry into who's semen was found inside the xeno samples again
Kevin Nelson
WHO FUCKED WITH MY CASSEROLE
John Campbell
Anyone know why the company took out a life insurance policy on me?
Jason Morris
Wow the janitors here really suck, I heard they don't get paid shit
Oliver Clark
"Boy, I sure do hate niggers."
Wyatt Fisher
Are you seriously telling me we're going to let that blue suited fellow stroll around the entire complex? This is absolutely a breach of secur
Wyatt Long
We're still on for tonight, right?
Luke Miller
It's ok, we just have to wait for the military to arrive, and everything will be alright.
Lincoln Wood
WHO THE FUCK ATE MY SANDWICH?
Lincoln Ward
h-HELLO?
I seem to be in quite a predicament here... there is no toilet paper
Blake Phillips
Yes, the portal to Xen is down the stairs and to the left, you can't miss it.
Noah Phillips
you'll just have to wait until after the experiment
Sebastian Torres
>pretend
Kys. Just because you have never achieved anything doesn't mean no-one else hasn't either. Most people don't have to pretend to be employed.
Easton Flores
doctor Vance will be told about that
Ethan Lewis
fucking underrated user
Benjamin Sanders
AUGH! FREEMAN! PLEASE, DON'T CUM!
Ian Smith
no i want to see all those scientist models wearing girly socks
Adrian Jenkins
Please, leave me alone until after the experiment!
Matthew Nelson
GORDAN
Carter Edwards
LADS, he turned himself into a PICKLE!
Nathaniel Reyes
*dies horrifically*
Landon Harris
fuck you
Opposing Force is amazing
Kayden Cooper
Oh, Hello Gordon!
Colton Robinson
I went to the bathroom and saw some freak with a blue suit. He was balls deep in some nerd with glasses and a pony tail
Jose Evans
You'll just have to wait until after the test.
Kevin Clark
but it was doctor Vance who said it
Thomas Fisher
Good morning, Gordon...
Levi Sanchez
Ah, Freeman
Leo Bailey
what the fuck. how the fuck did the sector c test labs programming fags get a club tier sound system in their office and we got a fucking FM/AM radio for our botanics lab
Henry Collins
Should have filled the form.
Leo Turner
spectrometer goes brrrr