He's right you know

The new Xcom game

You dumb fucks who don't know anything about XCOM. Muton females are fucking warchiefs double the size of a male muton and triple the strength

I haven't played the game but I'm assuming the joke is that the females of whatever species the alien is are the hunters, like lions or some other ones. So to them, yes, he fights like a girl

But I have no clue

*10 cents have been deposited into your transitioning fund

I'm genuinely not sure if it's satire or should be taken at face value.

Did you guys forget that the berserker muton in 2 was female?
xcom was always pozzed.
I'm glad you guys finally noticed that, tho, that means you won't buy xcom 3 and it'll flop like it deserves

It's because female Mutons look like this. But don't expect Yas Forumsfags to know that, just like SJWs they don't actually play the games they bitch about.

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SJWs are incapable of subtlety

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I think Warhammer's skaven manage the female problem the best

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That's what I thought

This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. The person who drew that needs to kill xemselves pronto

Nigger I'll be buying Xcom 3 if the gameplay is good because I'm an adult and can handle different viewpoints than my own even if I disagree with them.

>Calm under pressure
>Every emergency video has some woman screeching in the background for no reason

Really is crazy how fast communist took over the games industry.

Nah it unironically seems spot on. As you can see it doesn't say anything as to their effectiveness in combat, but rather it's just saying, yep, not that scared, calm, and all the male members are gonna try to impress you so your presence "inspires" them to work harder.

>shit that was added in xcom 2 after the company already went to shit
>abloo abloo polfags are just like sjws
fuck off nigger they were already injecting their commie bullshit in xcom 2 by replacing all of your fucking males with shit retard femoids. go kill yourself

cnsnews.com/article/washington/kharen-martinez-murcia/report-84-women-fail-new-army-combat-fitness-test

>In a new report, the Center for Military Readiness says that 84% of women fail the New Army Combat Fitness Test and that “all military officials should drop the ‘gender diversity’ agenda and put mission readiness and ‘combat lethality’ first.”

Jews*
They take over literally any and every entertainment or propaganda source so that they can push their destruction of the west on everyone possible. i only hope that corona gets bad enough that people break their conditioning.

>not that scared, calm,
so the exact opposite of a woman

>berserker mutons are girls because of sjws

>he probably hasn't even read the bios yet
You think it's bad now? Just wait until I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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Yea I guess that's why women were fighting all the battles for the past 2.000 years

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>LOOK! I USED THE ANCIENT AND INSULTING CLICHED JOKE SETUP!
>BUT THE TWIST IS THAT IT'S COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU EXPECT!
>I am very empowering

>i only hope that corona gets bad enough that people break their conditioning.
Jews are already misdirecting the chinese virus to make conspiracy theorists believe it was 5g or some other false flag shit.

>woman
>keep calm under pressure
HAHA HOLY FUCK

>they were already injecting their commie bullshit in xcom 2 by replacing all of your fucking males with shit retard femoids.
Hasn't played the game confirmed.

the only thing that fat cunt is blazing a trail to is the fucking buffet line

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i beat the game and it was dog shit compared to the first game, xenonaughts, or literally any other title in the genera. the only thing good about it, is all the snakegirl porn that came out of it.

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Holy mother of fuck, who greenlit this?

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You can definitely do this joke but usually you need to set it up with the human reacting to set up in a normal human way. When you say to a guy he fights like a girl, he should act offended to infer he's assuming the usage we all know. THEN you can subvert with alien using his own version to showcase the cultural difference. A deadpan "what do you mean?" is such a shitty way to set up your punchline.

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>I demand realism in my alien invasion video game
>females of an alien species must be exactly the same as human females!

Retards, all of you.

Almost about to beat the game, shit's pretty fucking lame so far.

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>Xenonauts
>good
It was a sterilized X-Com (the original one) with a bland artstyle. Hopefully the sequel can improve on what the first one had going for it.
>snakegirl porn
Of course the furfag is a Yas Forums shitposter. How ironic.

The what do you mean is because he was about to fuck Axiom up for being sexist

This but is right. Joke could've been set up better

Aren't mutton women berserkers? So he really is getting compliments.

>gender that produces children and allowes you to sustain a fighting force must be exactly like humans
no they would be smarter and never let females near the front line because they know that producing more children for the next generation is more important to the long term war effort than appeasing earth cuckolds

damn 10 cents that generous we only pay him 2

Holy shit you're retarded

>Did you guys forget that the berserker muton in 2 was female?
Maybe you should play Chimera before talking, there are normal Mutons with female voices.

i've been jerking off to aliens since seeing Aliens as a kid,your sentances made out of buzzwords dont bother me. and your taste in videogames is dog shit, as expected of some tourist faggot crying about muh pol boogieman in a bait thread

They're fucking clones that the Ethereals have repeatedly genetically modified and can easily replicate at will you retard. They don't need to reproduce naturally.

I couldn't care less about this comment, its accurate the xcom universe considering what female mutons are. But its WAY too on the nose, I would have made the comment
>You fight like a women
>I'm not quite sure what you mean
>Women are strong, massive, and charge headlong into danger. A shield so other warriors may carry guns, you are like a women

Or some shit, the whole "inspire others" doesn't feel like it fits into their culture. Also LMAOing at "keeping calm under pressure" didnt beserkers literally have a fucking BERSERK mechanic tied into their gameplay? yeah way too obvious man.

Yes

They are also rabid and attack muton males in their pods if you uncover them during stealth lmao

No

>it's not just some deivantart fags fantasy but real actual marvel comic books
holy fuck

I'm pretty sure if your capable of space travel you don't need people to reproduce anymore, you would have vat grown people at that point.

>as expected of some tourist faggot crying about muh pol boogieman in a bait thread
Said the Yas Forums tourist crying about SJW boogeymen ruining his video games with unrealistic depictions of a female alien species.
Fuck off back to the hole you crawled out of.

then why did the aliens clone their females to be bigger than the males if they have genetic technology good enough to clone and educate entire armies of people? because the game was made by stupid fucking commie faggots who have no grasp on actual warfare at all you fucking leftist subhuman scum, go fucking kill yourself you fucking subversive pieces of shit.

Nah the militant ones can do that

>a memelord that became exposed to his grandpads internet gas
huh

hamglazer

imagine defending a tumblr writers fan fiction

>WAAAHHHHH THE ALIEN WOMEN AREN'T LIKE HUMAN WOMEN
>BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS
You keep repeating yourself. Why do alien species have to conform to human standards?

>militant ones can do that
until a single bomb or explosion goes off or bullets start flying you stupid faggot

Actually, this is exactly how women fight, and its why Boudica got 80,000 of her men slaughtered by a half strength legion.

>NOOOO HE WAS REFERRING TO MUTON BERSERKERS
>calm under pressure
>berserkers
>calm

Why can't you admit it was just a shit line? Why do you have to constantly die on these stupid hills? The game isn't even good enough to warrant such cope.

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Reminds me of BioWare.
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Keep these coming, they are hilarious.

why do arm chair commies have to subvert the culture of every country they are in and try to destroy it so that they can larp before they get sent to the gulag and shot in their face by real communists

No one is saying the line is good, only that it makes sense in the context of Muton species.
see

I still get mad when people complain about internet gas, because that's genuinely good silly silver-age stuff.
It's just the literally everything else you should be making fun of.

He got exposed to BRAPposting

>literally the classic "haha that wasn't what you expected!"

In what world is this anything other than a very standard joke? It's almost christmas cracker tier.

I'll give you some internet gas open wide

BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

What the fuck are you talking about schizo?
Just answer the question. Why do alien species have to conform to human standards?

>Calm under pressure

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no you fucking subversive piece of fucking nigger shit, go out behind your house, shove a shotgun in your mouth and blow your fucking brains out of your fucking communist skull you piece of fucking shit. your fucking worthless whore mother should have never shit you out of her disease fucking heroin addled cunt.

Mutons had no intelligence prior to receiving human DNA according to Axiom, and there is NO difference in strength between male and female Mutons in Chimera Squad.

>w-well if there's no difference it could still m-mean
No, then he would say "you fight like a muton". Enough of this already.

Calm down Schizo. Why do alien species have to conform to human standards?

Kek

It's pretty clearly a joke about how gender roles are different in muton society. They're woman are likely the dominant ones.

>Walks into death
>Doesn't react to danger
>get squadmates to throw their lives away
I can't tell if this is what Axiom meant it I'm reading into this

>female mutons in Chimera Squad
I haven't run into any Berserkers yet, are they even in the game?