What the fuck did Nintendo mean by this
What the fuck did Nintendo mean by this
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Jacob Parker
Is joke. Is funny ending. Popeye and Bluto fight for girl and Popeye make bad call by trying to fight with Bluto over Olive after a long day. You apply normal logic to farce like big autismo and call Olive a bitch.
Evan Scott
Bowser was being his usual possessive self, and then Mario decided he wanted to compete with Bowser than rebuke him, which pissed of Peach; even if they've been dating for decades, Mario shouldn't be trying to force her into marriage over a simple rivalry.
Josiah Lopez
Obviously
Jackson Lewis
peach = perfect mario game
mario/bowser = the dual types of mario platformer fans
peach rejecting both of them symbolizes Nintendo's rejection of the fan base desires for the sort of mario they opine for, and her running off with the hats symbolizes Nintendo chasing gimmicks instead
Jack Murphy
Paulina is for Mario
Peach is for luigi
Gabriel Lee
They meant that Peach is a fucking bitch and Mario should go for the better deal.
Angel Hughes
Women are whores
Grayson Garcia
it means women are ungrateful and care more about travelling
Jason Butler
>Bowsette becomes famous thanks to this comic strip
>Legions of fanartists draw their interpretations, even create some new ones
>news breaks out that Bowsette was actually created years prior, for a rape doujinshi
>No more fanart
One of my favourite stories.
Luke Powell
>>news breaks out that Bowsette was actually created years prior, for a rape doujinshi
Wat
Daniel Butler
It was hilarious that as Nintendo was getting memed as the cuck company, they have Mario getting cucked in the finale
Elijah Butler
I'm posting from phone so you'll have to find it yourself if you wanna see it. Story is pretty much what you'd expect but the design is exactly the same, except it was made in 2016
Anthony Davis
Who cucked him?
Logan Wilson
The hat.
Nathaniel James
Cappy no
Ian Green
Fucking this.
Leave that bitch Mario. Pauline is a dime.
Brandon Morales
Self righteous female attitude.
Sebastian Butler
sounds like bullshit to me
Colton Thompson
Wrong.
Camden Flores
There's still fan art being made, just not a lot like that time.
Juan Wright
How can other Mario girls even compete?
Jayden Lee
Carson Smith
Pretty much this. Why would she be okay with Mario and Bowser bickering right in her face. I'd just want to go home too.
Samuel Hughes
post hidden. Nobody cares about your wrong opinion
Kevin Hughes
That's not a Mario girl, it's a Luigi girl.
Nolan Reed
basically this, there are a ton of Popeye episodes that end with both sailors getting shafted
youtube.com
I think the big issue is how an ending like this would've been fine if the finale wasn't as dramatic
Oliver Morales
It's a freakin Mario game.
Did people really think someone was gonna get married?
Austin Nguyen
sure, why not?
Colton Gonzalez
Bowser tries so hard, when has mario ever planned a wedding for peach?
Landon White
Listen to the lyrics of "break free". It's a song about Mario and Bowser since they fused.
Jacob Diaz
>even if they've been dating for decades
They're clearly just friends with benefits to cake.
Jack Barnes
Lol this her great epiphany is that she wants to "travel". Peach is the absolutely most basic thot.
Jacob Fisher
i think the hype made people think so, with the whole wedding plot. But that would basically end the Mario series lol. Just like Link marrying Zelda, which never unfolds or has happened, but I wonder what will happen in BotW2...
Austin Rivera
They're frenemies at this point.
Aiden Rivera
That wasn't waht caused it to stop. It was stopped because Bowsette was flavor of the month
Hunter Martinez
This might sound weird but seeing the wedding play out and how scared and contemptuous all of the (forced) guests were and how clearly nobody liked Bowser that he could only force people to see his wedding made me feel really bad for him for some reason.
Jonathan Jackson
>Just like Link marrying Zelda
Why would that even be relevant to the series at large?
This is not Mario, 80% of the time you're playing a different person. It wouldn't affect the status quo.
Eli Hernandez
Yeah, Honeylune Ridge is about Bowser and Mario, not Mario and Peach. Love of course, being totally platonic. They need each other.
Eli Fisher
Link and Zelda are usually new incarnations of the characters each game though though so nothing is really off the table for them.
Kayden Richardson
Besides its inferred that Tetra and Link hooked up in Spirit Tracks and that Zelda and ST Link do as well.