Xcom

Human men

>Snek tells his human bros about a magical fruit that will make them smart
>God gets butthurt and kicks them out

Its not the Snakes fault that God is a douche.

Hot human dick

i said non joke

I chose the middle one, hasn’t been too bad so far. Haven’t encountered anything out of the ordinary, just a lot of snakes and mutons.

Being smart leads to suffering

they are bred by their loving human husbands, of course

It wasn't a joke

it is the only option left for them, they will certainly try. and well there it is.

Being smart leads to genetically modified Snake tits.

Do snakes integrate well into society? Try asking what most people think of jews.

>The Progeny,
I'm getting serious Infamous bad karma route vibes, especially with those tattos. Also with the building being in fucking ruins as well.
>Gray Phoenix.
Kind of bland but alright. High tech Ayy lmaos.
>Sacred Coil
Fire axe just reused advent assets from x-com 2.

Jews are reptilian looking aliens with tits?

Probably a group of male vipers after the king viper valen created fucked his harem.

>only option left

whatever process the elders used before they could probably continue using. fucking human men sounds like a completely retarded idea. like a human trying to fuck a monkey to repopulate his species. yeah I know Vipers have SOME human DNA in them but that doesnt mean theyre compatable

Jews are Rats not Snakes.

I love the tits on this one

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Probably human men seeing as in Chimera Squad there's actual snake strip clubs and snake brothels

It's worth a shot

>why yes, I do only use ayys in my squad, how could you tell?

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So let me get this straight.

>5 years after earth liberation
>90% of humans WIPED OUT THEY WERE FUCKING KILLED
>Alien invaders allowed to stay
>Many aliens canonically still hold memories of the war and still hate xcom, as they were bred to defeat them (read the bios)
>Anyone that disagrees with the idea that earth should now be handed over to the remnants of the alien invasion forces is called a "Terrestrial Supremacist" by the "media".

How is everyone not lynching the moonmen from trees? I don't get it.

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Do XCOM 2 mods disable achievements?

Would you impregnate your snake wife and raise snake children with her?

Of course.

Snake prostitution is canon btw

Earth comes first.

no
yes

Good thing snakes love Earth and hate those not from it

So what is the story with the new XCOM
alien invaders are beaten but some are left behind so they are forced integrate into society?

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It's is every husband's duty to do so

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you wanna go out there and give that Muton Berserker in the other camp a piece of your mind?
go ahead.
go do it.

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hand waving by the writers. i don't think they realize how much this poisons the well for Xcom 3

Yes, but was Jango Fett a mandalorian?

I asked the same. Snek gf are nice, but that shit ruins it.

Turns out alien govt was oppressive, now that they are beaten most species want to be friends

I would spend my entire life balls deep in my wife's snek pussy.

Why isn't xcom exterminating them?

Most people like the game you whiny faggot.

>id never side with the nazis but don't you think its odd that so many of our government representatives are Jewish and they all advocate for more immigration into white countries?

thats a good question. why dont you go ask em?

They'd have to fucking crowbar me out of that pussy. I'd be the fucker with family stickers on the back that shows I got twenty kids and counting.

>Anyone that disagrees with the idea that earth should now be handed over to the remnants of the alien invasion forces is called a "Terrestrial Supremacist" by the "media".
What? Where?
% of humans WIPED OUT THEY WERE FUCKING KILLED
We don't know for sure how many.

But yeah, the story is fucking retarded.

the aliens are a combined group of all the planets the elders have destroyed and assimilated into their ranks by either dna manipulation, mind control. ect, just like they did with earth and the commander of XCOM with the elders gone i guess the remainder want to live on earth with no were else to go

This game is REALLY watered down. Not sure why this wasn't a DLC for XCOM2.

>Product received for free

because most of humanity is already dead, and prolonging the war will only make things worse

>XCOOCX
>XCOCKS

The whole premise of this game us retarded.
>dude sorry about trying to turn your entire race into a smoothie
>no worries, totally cool, let's go have icecream.

you are free to try to explain player numbers and reviews

Pick the Sacred Coil. You're gonna have so much FUN!

Why are you guys such coomers for anthropomorphic animals?

handwaving by the retarded writers.

>Trusting snakes
youtube.com/watch?v=nROAjbteW8M

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