Xcom

Vipers love humans

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Ywn lick a viper from tailtip to fang sucking all her sweat along the way.

how do i get a snek gf bros?

>ywn have a snake wife that enjoys licking the sweat off of you when you're working out
why live

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>xcom thread falls off page 10
>snekfags and Yas Forums vs. trannies split off into two threads
everytime

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>new XCOM panders to woke crowd and coomer crowd
lel imagine being an XCOM fan

That will be $20 plus tip.

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Here we go.

I played the tutorial and while it's more XCOM, this game is fucking UGLY, man.

Are vipers cold blooded? Do you think they value mammal warmth

She seems to be the only good part of the game

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Too bad she's a lesbian

I'm absolutely obssessed with trannies, niggers and commies and can't think of anything else.

Oh no. Downloading now, I can handle this if the game is a decent length but yikes desu

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They certainly value my warm penis in their cloaka, if you know what I mean

You can tell they didn't spend too much money on the graphical artists. Animations in particular are awkward and choppy at times.

The gameplay is give and take but my god is the writing dreadful

hard skip

Snakes don't sweat

No all Vipers want the warmth of human dick

The saddest words of tongue and pen....

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Source: your ass

The game seems ok and snek is CUTE. But man my squad is full of niggers making awful jokes.

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Literally only semi-woke line anyone's been able to reference. Some people dislike combat, which is different from other games (but now that I've gotten used to it I think it's better). A lot of peolle are complaining cuz they don't realize the white characters are white because they're not pale whites with blond hair.

They have heating rocks in their quarters, so probably yes on both accounts.

Has anyone gotten this Xcom-like that came out today?
Seems like its gotten pretty positive reception.

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ok see, they could have done something fun here with the mutons unique gender situation.
>You fight like a woman
>Fearless raging, like a battering ram of meat
The lore sets it up and its more funny than this. but no, they decided to make it a progressive dog whistle instead. They actively ruined a joke to virtue signal.

NO NO NOOOO!!! NOT MY SOMETHINGERINO!!!

mild cringe, desu, but if this ruins a game for you, you are pretty much part of the problem.

not trying to shill while actually shilling, but muton women are fucking massive. all the berserkers are female.
It does have a lol woke diversity for the win vibe though so I'm passing on it hard

reminder that a muton woman looks like this

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gib proofs or else, they wouldn't man they fucking wouldn't.

So viper brothels are really human brothels for vipers

seconding this, i want to know

Yeah., clearly this is a lil side project done to experiment with some concept they had that they couldn't expand into XCOM3.

I didn't expect it to be this bad, though. The cutscenes and portraits are actively grating.

This is a xenofag only thread

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>Keep calm under pressure
>Unit name is literally Berserker

You know what they meant.

On its own it doesn't but if that's the expected quality of the writing in a character driven game im out.

>weebcom
you have my attention

Literally a meme.
She's have to be fucking her milf boss for that to be true.

Yeah no actually now that I think about it is right
fuck firaxis

SHUT THE FUCK UP, COMMIE

He's talking about berserkers right? Their "woman"? Please be that

>You fight like women.
>It is compliment.
Holy cringe.

Some one post the viper in the office clothes

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>berserkers
>keeping calm
No, it's just woke cringe.

isn't it actually korean though?

You all realize this is a male character right?

Tight Squeeze raises Snek's bind damage, but by how much? It had better be a lot if I'm passing on a fucking +30 dodge bonus for this.

i mean the berserker sure isnt panicking a lot, probably to a muton thats calm under pressure

it really looks like you are looking for reasons to get offended

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I will now buy your game

Can you fuck the aliens or not? Any marriage/dating mechanics?

why did they make a story heavy XCOM but fuck up the writing so bad

there is no excuse for this

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imagine the bone breaking sex

This feels like what this xcom wants to be.
Dialouge is just more anime bullshit rather than this nonsense

Fuck you let me dream

No but you can have Torque bind people and pretend that you're them.