Why don't villagers wear pants in Animal Crossing?

I hate being naked. Flesh is a design flaw.

Why would they? They don't have genitals and they never poop.

>and they never poop.
>>>he doesn't know

>they never poop
Then how come they have toilets?

>flat as a board
boo

Most of them don't. And your villager clearly doesn't know how they work, what with keeping the pants on, so they're probably just for show.

HACKER user ARE YOU HERE?

U mad?

Anything that eats HAS to poop. Even if sexless, they would still have a butthole because they eat so they have to poop.

Like mew from pokemon. Its genderless but it's a living creature that eats food so it MUST have an anus, which means you can definitely fuck it

POST.
THE.
ANKHA.
SCREENSHOTS.

anyone wants her? she arrived at my island and i don't want her to stay

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Is this the animal crossing thread?

>(You)

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Yes, it is now

Maybe their digestive system just vaporizes whatever they eat and they exhale it. Or maybe they use matter-antimatter reactions, which would explain how a kid can get enough energy to uproot a tree just from eating one apple.

user nobody gives a fuck about furries anymore. They barely even exist.

The hatred is now concentrated on footfags and NTRfags. Get with the times old man.

Anyone with good turnip prices?

It doesn't really bother me.
Unless it's Tiffany; you can't have a character just wear fishnet stockings and nothing else, that immediately registers a visual image of a prostitute in lingerie with no panties.

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y my pp hard?

Four more years.
of AC threads

Gabi is making a log round table
The code is BN4G7 if anyone's interested.

Yes.

id love to walk around everywhere naked too

Neat because I just opened up.
I got better at spreading things.
There are shittons of Gold, Tickets, and Crowns (300k, sell back on your island) on the ground.
Not doing DIY recipes or anything, not gonna ruin it for other anons.

The following villagers are in boxes:
Anka
Felicity
Audie
Raymond
Reneigh
Pecan
Punchy
Diana
Fauna

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hacker of what?

You only poop to extrude waste (basically anything that can't be digested). What if mew was a being that could efficiently digest everything it ate, and did not have to excrete any waste?

Come take all you want and make mulitple trips.
Also these are all dirty cheater items. You probably won't get banned but what do I know.

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Kys furfag

>could only play as a human
yikes, call me when they stop cucking the player

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Yeah I love having my damp dick slap against my legs after taking a leak

What's the point of playing if you're just going to cheat every item into your possession?

My wish is for Adam & Eve convenient censorship bushes.

I'll be right there

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I got sahara on the south west corner selling white simple small mat, natural wooden deck, green stripes rug.
9BF1X

>Wuh-oh!

>They barely even exist
>endless ac, ctr, paladins, beastars, int reviewers, etc threads
lmao user

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please tell me you still have renieigh...

so ive placed a plot and got my amiibo villager in my campsite. I did his little item quest. I didnt get a "i cant wait to move in" type of message. my village isnt full yet if that makes a difference.

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Bans aren't gonna be handed out, no way to police that. It's like hacking in Pokemon is completely undetectable

Just started, so she's still there.

Have you dont it for 3 days?

Amiibo campers take 3 visits to move in

>It's like hacking in Pokemon is completely undetectable
Hacked Pokemon are absolutely detectable, but you'd have to be retarded to make one that is.

>make it so i have less of a reason to even get on.
no thanks

They only move in after the third quest afaik

Don't let furry degeneracy be normalized. Always call out fur fags and let them know they deserve the rope.

That's what i meant, but at the end of the day Nintendo's anti-cheat is next to none unless its completely game-breaking

I'm sorry your soijack threads go straight to page 10 :(

Imagine the musk that wafts out of that village.

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Why is there not more porn of the villagers casually doing things bottomless?

ayy breh
ur gonna hate the more modern times if sex and sexy is still a taboo for you

Then there wouldn't be so many journals in the burnt mansion talking about how many times they banged it until it got pregnant

>not being a /hmofa/ chad

Reingh where? left or right?

3F3F0

Maple is handing out pic related DIYs if you actually want a table to put all your shit on. Turnips are 140 if you want a small return.

Write some shit on my board and critique my island, I'm currently remodeling all of it.

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is this offer still open?

No clue honestly. check the map. I just pasted her over a villager and made sure her personality was right

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didnt know that. thanks

>I have both of them
Feels great and didn't even have to cheat

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what is the deal with everyone's obsession with symmetry in this game? it's so soulless. everyone's shit islands are just mirrored hellscapes. is everyone playing this retarded

rate my villagers

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does anyone want Hazel

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RENT

FREE

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be nice to her

EVERY FEW STEPS I TAKE
IT FEEL LIKE SHATTERED GLASS
I CANT MOVE

yeah, just take her, no need to leave anything in return:
GFCRG

You lose all points Carmen and Bob would get you because you only have them to be deemed "based"

basic bitch

she's in boxes

Vee has been fur fuckers for at least half a decade now

Who of you wants to learn how to make a IRONWOOD DRESSER?

It takes a balance. Symmetry needs asymmetry to make it look good. If everything is symmetrical it looks too planned, too sterile.

0/10
Basic bitch Discord Tranny taste

Is there a joke here?

any turnip trannies want to visit or is this not enough gainz?

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>Hacked Pokemon are absolutely detectable
If done wrong. It's like saying dog houses always collapse because you let your nephew build one and he only used glue and chewed gum.

Yeah, retards dont know how to make it look legit, but it's not that hard. A hacked pokemon just looks like whatever it is you put on its information. If it says you hatched it on route 2 then you hatched it on route 2 and there's nothing to suggest its hacked and no one can detect it. But if it says you hatched it in a fateful encounter in oaks lab and it was in a master ball and shiny and level 32 and knew how to fly despite being a bidoof, then they'll know its hacked. It's really easy to not make that mistake

Because its a /hmofa/ paradise.

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Hacker user... why can't Reign come... she seemed to setup.

>yiff in hell

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thanks bro, you are doing god's work here, wish I came with an empty inventory

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Just because she has a novelty chair doesn't mean she poops.
Does your villager poop on the toilet? No.

>Cut
Umm no

Sign-user, if you are here, this is where I put your Missing Camofrog design. I put up two signs with it, one in the shopping zone and another one in front of the campsite, so I'll post the picture of where I put the other one after.

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>puny hoomin peepee
kek

NUTLET

Yeah, my villager takes a massive shit after I eat a bunch of fruit.

Who drew this? Part of me thinks it's plague of gripes but It looks a bit different.

Pretend it's just pulled back. If the horse is flared, then the human would be at his hardest as well

jesus christ no

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More than a fucking enough. Share the dodo

it is plague

Too bad faggot.

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>barely even exist
you're a fucking retarded furfag trying to astroturf. furries have never been more prevalent

>yes dare someone post something that isn't monkeyperson
>xenophobes unite!

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Thanks user, I also swiped the jail bars recipe.

>Not the knot
HUMAN BOYS CAN'T COMPETE