You wake up in the 1990's

>You wake up in the 1990's

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wouldn’t it be funny if she slipped and the stick accidentally went into her pooper haha i’m just kidding lol

>Be me
>1998
>Wake up and power on my N64
>Play games
>Friend calls phone wants to hang out
>Want to go hang out too
>Dad is traveling for 2 months on business
>Mom is passed out, but I don't know why
>Wake mom up, she says she doesn't feel good so she can't give me a ride into town
>Live in country
>Go back to playing games
>Get bored call friend
>His parents answer and he decided to hang out with another friend
>Play video games
>Get bored of video games
>Go outside and kill things with a BB gun
>Get bored of that
>Sit on my bed in darkness
>Rinse and repeat
>After so long no one wants to hang out with me anymore
>Become outcast at school
>No one wants to be my friend
>Never understood why
>Same principle applies today

The 90s sucked for me. I may not have friends still, but at least I make good money and can pretty much do what ever I want.

She is a cougar now

>Go outside and kill things with a BB gun
>No one wants to be my friend
>Never understood why

No one else knew that I would kill things with the BB gun. I didn't even enjoy doing that, but it's all I had to do after awhile.

What games did you play on your N64 user?

OOT, Majoras Mask, Battle Tanx: Global Assault, Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, Paperboy, Glover, and WCW vs NWO Revenge.

Good

All solid af stuff, but was Paperboy any good?

I swear to god people who want things to be like the 90s or 2000s didn't live in those times

Things are better now

>jesus christ bitch get off the fucking cabinet, goddamn your flat 90's white girl ass is going to break the controls

>9-11
>shitty internet
>christfags
>thompson
>rise of Yas Forums
>info on games limited
>gaming magazines lie and meme on their readers
>slow computers
Im thinking id rather KILL myself if that happened

I really don't get the nostalgia for 90s and early 2000s. It fucking sucked.

Yeah, the 80s were much better

Just because your mom did, doesn't mean the whole era did as well, faggot.

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80s were worse but the 80s fags have died out after ready player one came out for some reason. Maybe they all hid in collective embarrassment.

I still play paperboy.

I get why they would, if it's not because they were kids and just didn't have any responsibilities... The few good memories I have of that time are just because of how simple it was compared to now.

The level of communication we have now, the internet speeds, the capabilities. They could have all been great things, but instead it's become the normie evocation station. Games back in those days were very fun to play on single player and couch multiplayer. They had soul, zazz, and so forth.

Corporations weren't entirely run by accountants like they are now. They spent money in ways to make things more fun, more interesting. Why do you think McDonalds no longer has play places? No nintendo switches like they used to have N64s. Companies like Caterpillar used to have all sorts of big staff events for families. Things to get kids interested in machines, to help cultivate future engineers. Interest kids to be drivers.

None of that makes money on paper, so now it's considered a waste. Those little things were joyous things to make life a little less miserable. Instead we are all miserable and we accept it. We live in a soulless time, a greedy time.

literal retard

>Things are better now

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Twelve years ago, the iPhone was first released. The iPhone was the catalyst for everyone being connected on the internet, to everyone having constant communication with one another, to everyone having the knowledge of the world at their fingertips. The smartphone was in everyone's pocket. Yet, these wonderful inventions - inventions that should serve the betterment of humanity - have destroyed our cultures and our minds. We have become the most important and most powerful people in the history of mankind - and we flush our opportunities down the toilet!


Outside of misusing our communication for greed, and for evil, we are addicted to drugs. Drugs that were given out like candy by corrupt doctors and pharmaceutical companies. Our worst problem today is this opioid epidemic - it has taken over the hearts and minds of what could be the most flourishing population the world has ever seen! The temptation and want for an escape, for a high, and for recreation is destroying not just those that partake! It destroys everyone near it!

We must ask ourselves, why do such people look for an escape? It is our society:

>can pirate multiple forms of media in a single day
>access to all sorts of shit on our phones
>can have fast computers that can run fucking anything
>AC
>all sort of efficient electrical appliances making life easier
and most important
>live in the year where clown world is going down

yeah, i'll take my chances with current year thanks

We sit on our phones, shoot up heroin, smoke weed - we do nothing productive. Too many citizens have no desire to learn. No desire to create. No desire to innovate! Only leech and sulk around in their sorrows, and use entertainment and drugs as an escape! Escaping reality will not solve any of our worlds problems! Making excuses to not better yourself is a means for corporations to control you! For government to enslave you!


We talk about helping those who are in a much worse position than us, those in poor countries and those in a poor state in a rich country. I ask you, how can you help these people you care so much about - if you won't bother to help yourself first? If you won't help your nation? If you won't help your environment? You say you can't because you're in a bad place? That is wrong! You have a roof over your head, you have food, you have all the potential to build up something great!

>Go outside and kill things with a BB gun
sociopaths tend to have a hard time making friends

>can pirate multiple forms of media in a single day
Doesn't matter because a lot of the content that came out in the 1990s was actually worth paying for.

>access to all sorts of shit on our phones
That just created smartphone zombies, no thanks.

>can have fast computers that can run fucking anything
You could do a lot with the existing technology in the 90s (particularly in 1999). Why do you care about this when it doesn't make a difference if you aren't trying to run a server farm?

>AC
Don't tell me you are implying that....air conditioning didn't exist in the 90s?

>all sort of efficient electrical appliances making life easier
There's literally no difference except that the appliances in the 90s used more power but lasted longer.

>live in the year where clown world is going down
It's quite a view, but a disturbing one at that.

e have a generation of manchildren that live with their parents well into their 30s. All that is wanted, is to play video games and play on the internet. They do nothing to help their fellow man. Their lives are in a virtual world. Virtual men, with virtual minds, with virtual hearts! Do not give yourself to this atrocity - it provides no benefit. They eat food and drink soda that is terrible for your mind and body!

And why do they do it? Again, it is our society. Why should they go out and make a better world, when the people that try to control our lives make it nigh impossible? You are so vastly entertained with such menial things. Things that make your life seem easier. Seem a little better... It's not. We are facing a pandemic of greed at the highest level and from the highest authorities. One little person may not make a difference, but if enough little people get together and stand up for what is right and do what they must. We will succeed. And what is it we must do?


We must sacrifice! We have lost the importance of sacrifice! We are content in being nothing, buying nothing, and living as nothing! We would rather live a comfortable and easy life, with no good end result. Instead, we must make sacrifice against corporations and government institutions! Stop buying at Walmart, stop going to chain gas stations! Stop going to chain fast food! Buy and shop local! Raise your own crop! Cook your own food!


If you cannot help yourself, how can you expect others to help you?! It is a dull life indeed, when all your life is sitting in a computer chair, looking at a screen, and eating all day long. No self discipline! No self improvement! You are becoming nothing but a leech on the system, and controlled by corporate masters! They want you this way, because you will just continue to buy their products that you don't need, and deep down don't even want!

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The misery that is upon us is but the passing of corporatism and corrupt government. The very people that run these do not care about themselves, they do not care about you, and they do not care about their nation or their people! They only care about money! The root of all evil is the love for money, and I assure you these people all love their money more than anything! They'd sell their own children if they could - and many have!


Escapism is temporary, the Glory of YOU is forever! Take care of yourself! Be kind to others! Love one another! When you have gotten ahead, help others get ahead! If we continue this path to glory, we can work to build a peaceful world - a stronger world. You have to work hard and make many sacrifices to do this, but we must struggle if we want to succeed!

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All shit as fuck stuff. No wonder nobody wanted to talk to you, stupid bitch.

Fucking retard hipsters with their "OLD THING GOOD" i swear to god, same as this fucking retard people preach against consumerism and technology addiction while being complete fucking hypocrites, take away the children's toys and watch them cry their eyes out. People who are nothing but sheep would've been so in the 80s, 90s or any other time because that's their fucking choice

hipster fucks are the most annoying people to argue against i swear to god, they pretend those times didn't have their own shit

Yeah specially because of the covid, right? RIGHT?

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We will interview Gabe Newell this week, join before we shoa the invite because (((discord)))
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Time to play Baldur's Gate, Thief, command and conquer, total annihilation, knights and merchants and starcraft again!

I already had the experience of waking up every day in the 90s

This will be a pedo discord.

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>they pretend those times didn't have their own shit
Wow how defensive, I never said they didn't