Things you can say about your console but not your girlfriend

>Things you can say about your console but not your girlfriend

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It has no game

i should have bought a pc instead of you

I dont get it

I turn it on.

We’re exclusive

it lets me cum inside

I have one.

I have a console.

I am the only one who uses it.

my dog once chewed on it

I'm planning on trading it in and getting its smaller version

If game journalists reviewed everyday items

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This thing is too fucking hot, this doesn't feel safe

I beat the shit out of it in a fit of rage and left it in the closet after it stopped working

>WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD
Oh wait never mind.

>Why using a fork and knife is hard

I like my console.

If people ran out of games to present at E3

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"5/10 doesn't wipe my ass itself"

I have one

>push lawnmovers need to be riding lawn mowers

>Announcing the PLAYSTATION FIVE

"Presenting the latest addition to our console... The Wii vitality Sensor."

HAHAHA

Now presenting, an hour long wind instrument solo.

"Now let's all get hype for GREEEEEN DAAAAAY"

"Our nominations for best Twitch Streamer are:"

Presenting the playstation VITA

My console came out before 9/11

>why 7-11's prepackaged meals are abelist

This doormat makes you feel like Batman

>now for on the go gaming, a 357. magnum revolver with one bullet.
>from sony

Rejected video game titles

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