Anime portrays badass video game character as a wimp

He just has autism, you have to be patient.

Because it's on netflix.
Basedboys and feminists love this so the season is considered a success.

Taking it up the ass doesn't make you a wimp. That shit is painful.
You wouldn't know because you're too much of a pussy to get dicked.

That's good because I loved the latest season. Sucks for you incel retards who can't enjoy things though.

Wait a minute?

Who really got buttraped? Alucard or Hector?

I took a 7 inch cock up my ass and it wasn't painful but it was REALLY uncomfortable. Felt like I had to shit the whole time.

That's what you get for listening to Tumblrinos/nas. Not that he cared about the universe in the first place anyway - he probably didn't even know that Castlevania existed before. And now it's nearly impossible to have a Castlevania thread in Yas Forums because nobody takes Alucard or Hector seriously at this point and everyone will subconsciously think of that abomination of a show.
That's the power of Kikeflix.

But watch however as Yas Forumsmmies defend that shit to death.

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...lmao...

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>You wouldn't know because you're too much of a pussy to get dicked.

If it's macho to take it up the ass, then you can call me Hercules ;)

>wimp
>has sex
What does that make you?

> Acts like a fag
> Gets to fuck Lenore

He got a pretty sweet deal there...

Hector. Alucard just had a typical vampire orgy where he impaled everyone in the end.

kek gayanos

Why do you lie bitch? Alucard was buttraped in that "typical" vampire orgy. Hector got game, though he is still a pussy.

>First Episode: "Sup fag, I'm here to con you into making us an army that's loyal to us"
>Final Episode: "Ha, gotcha fag, now get to making us that army"
H-Hector bros ... How could we have seen this coming?

God i wish that was me

It is your fault for sticking around after the trainwreck that is season 2.

Honestly, and I mean HONESTLY, why do you pretend to care about Castlevania? The series has been dead for years, had very few decent (for the time) games and only one or two are above your average indie platformer as of now. The last few games have been particularly awful, it's clear no good game is coming of this.
Why do you pretend to care about the netflix show most people already forgot about? To have something to be mad about? To circlejerk about on Yas Forums?

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>But watch however as Yas Forumsmmies defend that shit to death.
Yas Forums really gotten to shit but most of this site did too.

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You came out too passive. Keep it short and to the point.

>feels good that my favourite castlevania protag won't get dragged through the mud by this shit

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This. I accepted the franchise being dead a long time ago, so now I just want to dance and piss on its grave with everyone else.

>In the beginning, I wanted to dick her smug ass down for good because she hit the right spots of an aggressive vampire mommy
>Now, I am so put off by that fanfic of a show and that terrible writing that I don't care anymore
Disappointing.

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Thank god I'm not invested in this dogshit show. They turned a vengeful CHAD into a fucking boytoy. It's absolute mind boggling how anyone considers this a good show. Literal clownworld shit