>game is full of monkey paw choices
Game is full of monkey paw choices
I choose the shopkeeper.
I'll take a borga please
general shop sign please
I'll have the sign, please.
the shopkeeper didnt used to be this hot
ring but skip to the last part
IM CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I choose the pendant then rape the shopkeeeper
False Saviour's Pendant has no downsides.
If someone/something is bothering you from loving you so much just tell them to leave you alone.
Since they love you so much they probably will.
Give me the burger, please. I'm gaining.
is the downside of the burger that once you eat it its gone?
Choose the burger then give it to the shopkeeper.
>False Saviour's Pendant
>get all the juicy, tasty, burgers I want
As expected of Yas Forums to not see the obvious, you fools
What's the negative to the pendant exactly? It doesn't imply a fanatical won't-leave-you-alone devotion to interfere in your life, just that everyone loves you a lot.
>not taking the ring
Like any of us have anything to live for anyway. Might as well orgasm for a day and then die.
Pendant and burger clearly have no downsides.
Demon Blood only has a morality question and the downside is completely subjective.
Ring is the only one with an objective downside.
I take the pendant so SHE will love me
mmmmm reptile pussy
If you take the pendant, you could just tell them all to fuck off. They love you and they'll do as they're told.
>implying it works on the shopkeeper
You can have the pendant, I'm going to be ploughing my demon-cat wife (male)
If you pick the pendant or demon blood then you do have something to live for.
ring is pretty shit consider all of the 3 already bring you the greatest happiness and you dont have to die for it
why you made shopkeeper hot, you fuck, you did it on purpose
I'll take the pendant, then I'll take the shopkeeper, then I'll force her to make burgers.
same here
>force
Requesting will do.
Ring
I'll live more in 24 hours with the ring than in a lifetime with the other choices
Split
>tomato
Gross, give me snek
>theatrical
>can just ruin people's lives as much as I want
Take that you fucking normies. Enjoy having your savings tossed in the river.
Burger
Except the internal drive to do anything with it.
i like her hands
>under constant threat of being unintentionally gang raped by large animals, monsters, demons, and/or niggers
y-yeah no drawbacks at all user
False Saviour's Pendant it is!
I have no qualms about being the demiurge that people turn to in times of desperation.
Ectoplasmic to steal as much money as I want. Only thing to avoid are cameras or alarm systems. Eeeeeeeeeeeasy life
How exactly does intervention work? If you slow down time for one person do they work slower or faster?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys
I think the shopkeeper is a f......
fu...furf-.. ffffffffffffffffffffff.....ffuuuuuuuuuughhhhh fffffffffffffffuooooohhh .......... fffuur
I think she's a furry.
Intervention basically makes targets go on slow motion or fast motion. It distorts time so that the effect appears normal to others too.
They'll probably interpret that as they need to kill themselves or anyone who's bringing you more joy, knowing how these monkey paws go.