Turns ancient forest folk race into human-like shota and loli

>Turns ancient forest folk race into human-like shota and loli
.. Based?

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.. Opposite of based?

Absolutely 100% completely and totally and utterly based to the highest degree and beyond

>is an old man
>watches over the kokiri forest
>all children born in the forest mysteriously stop aging around age 12
really makes you think

Are you implying you wouldn't give Saria nice slow loving anal?

>"OH MY GODDESS, I LOVE C󠛡U󠛡N󠛡N󠛡Y ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE S󠛡O󠛡Y󠛡!"
It was pretty weird for Nintendo to make him say that...

I wonder if the fairies were the creation of an even older Deku tree and that's why they're tasked with guiding the Kokiri.

>then turns them into wooden featureless blobs
not based

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Deku > leaf-face kokori

How do kokiri reproduce?

Sorry but I do not partake in sodomy, even of fictitious characters.

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Cute and awkward shota-loli sex.

from the zelda wiki

>All Kokiri are ageless, and while they appear as Hylian children, most have existed for centuries prior to the events of Ocarina of Time. The Kokiri are known as "the spirits of the forest" and were possibly created by the Great Deku Tree, although according to the official Nintendo strategy guide, they were originally Hylian children that wandered into Kokiri Forest and were transformed by the mystical powers of the region.

No, I wouldn't.
Vaginal only.

First, they need 8 Koroks

That doesn't mean they don't have cute and awkward shota-loli sex.

Guys... what if... WHAT IF... STAY WITH ME NOW.

Kokori always looked like horrifying abominations, but they looked like kids in Link's eyes. Also, remember that they inexplicably disappear into the background if you walk far enough away, something no other NPCs do. The whole fucking thing is an illusion for the sake of an orphaned boy who grew up with forest monsters.

no you tard

and he's been dead the whole tiem!!!1!!!1!111!!1!
i fucking hate you people

no it was the reaper indoctrination

Sounds like you have not yet opened your mind to the world.

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where's the retarded part
I'm sorry that your cute anime girl waifu may in fact not be cute

>but they looked like kids in Link's eyes
Saria was a Kokori and the other sages saw her the same way Link did. This proves you false.

All she's got to wipe with are Deku leaves, so no.

when
Saria riding on Darunia's shoulder and not being horrified does not immediately mean she had the appearance of a green haired loli

He was dead well before that happened, though...?

that's exactly what it means

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How would a tree fuck?

roots. duh

He makes a fertile dirt vagina of the highest quality dirt vitamins and minerals, penetrates it with his strong thick bristly roots and plants his seeds into it and watches them grow into saplings.

Go watch The Evil Dead

You ever see Evil Dead?

Probably very well owo