Well? What's in it?

Coco's pretty little head.

LOL PEDOPHILIA IS SO FUNNY

Cutepilled

COCK

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AND CUTE

and sexy

But metal boxes cant be open and usually are meant for the jump boosts and TNT/Nitro triggers.

That's why it's a mystery what's inside it.

A dead game that could've been great if its online mode had been fixed.

Hopefully a patch fix for the broken ass switch version of the game. The shadows on dingo canyon jump around all over the place since the final gran prix and they still haven’t fixed it. It not just that level either there’s others with busted up shadows moving around.

You LIE

YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR

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Yes.

cunny

what was the point of that exactly?

Crash Bash announcement.

You were so close.

A fragment of a super ancient gem that has the power to do what checkpoints do, it was broken in to a million pieces years ago and put in reinforced boxes, anybody can use the power of these boxes. Wooden checkpoints however, they are made by modern people, they have a mystical mist inside them, once broken the first person to breath the mist claims the power of that box and nobody else can use it.

>25 replies
>No one has said dragon dildos yet
Zoomers have ruined this board

The fucking PC port
Just announce it already you fucks

So are they gonna replace Checkpoint Crate with an actual racer?

Liz and Amis used panties.

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[C] OCK

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lol, you can't even open these

we did it reddit!

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! :)

Nothing. It's a checkpoint box. They're empty.

It's not funny but it's harmless

me

Of it not being needed to reach the box total? Because they're used very sparingly for alternate routes and paths you can only take later on. Since those paths usually don't connect back to the main level making these boxes necessary would render the clear Gem unobtainable.

>new mobile game released
>supposed to coincide with a new console release
It’s the next Crash game, we’re moving forward from the N. Sans trilogy to create the best post-ND timeline.

>Thinking dragon dildos is that funny
It should start with a C at least come on.

>it's harmless
What

>N. Sans
I meant N. Sane fuck

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A NEW GAME THAT AIN'T A REMASTER?

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Three commons and an uncommon

the wrath of cortex

Crash Bash sequel/remake

I don't see real children getting hurt in this site.

Unless you count assmad anons.

And I can't speak for them, but I have no proof either that they're actively hurting someone other than themselves.