Do you wanna be the president who cured cancer, or the president who solved world hunger?

Curing cancer is a path to longer life span. Cells can only replicate so much before shit like that starts to happen to cure that you've essentially started on the path to curing ageing.

That would be neat so cancer. Curing hunger means 20 billion africans. No thanks.

Fuck cancer

fuck cancer

The QTE presidency is one of the few jokes in that game that actually landed.

It's a pity the rest of the game is "Man, you remember these memes from the 90's?"

it would create even worse problems, thats for sure
african niggers would breed en masse and have 20 children each instead of the usual 8-10 they already do

The medical industry makes billions of dollars a year off chemotherapy. Why would they cure such a revenue stream?

The whole "They Live" meta joke was great

Ensuring they have enough food for life means they don't have to breed so much to insure their future

>and then the locus swarm thinks, well, thats enough of us probably, and food IS getting scarce, we better stop swarming

no it doesn't

cure cancer, curing world hunger would result in the world become wildly overpopulated beyond belief in 5 years

Cancer kills people who matter

hunger doesnt

Hunger solves itself if people can just learn how to grow food
You can't teach people to not contract cancer really, though

That said I'm kind of in favour of population control.

they'll just die of heart disease or something else retarded

yes it does

Depends on how you fix it. Fix the root problems why hunger is a problem in the first place? Birth rates would probably simmer down at the same time. But fix it by just pouring more and more food on 3rd world states? Sure, it’s overpopulation hell inbound.

Except that idea has been tried for fifty years now, not only has it not worked, the continent population is exploding right now.

Nigga, look at the population of China and India

what the hell do you with food? too old or diseased to work. everyone has unlimited food, so you can't sell it. live in some desert, but hey at least you have food instead of spawning 15 kids from which one or two could still be alive or care enough to take care of you when your old

I thought that the first couple minutes of mission 3 were hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=UCMP8mlhu8M

Cure cancer

>muh niggers

hunger is what keeps third world countries the way they are

>ONLY HAVE BOYS. GIRLS BAD.
>now there's too many men and not nearly enough women
I can't imagine a country so fucking absolutely stupid thinking they're anything but bottom of the barrel retards.

listen retard a starving person is not a productive person, and if there are no productive people in your country what do you think is going to happen

Yeah, that and totally not the African Warlords, corrupt politicians and sheer incompetence of their authorities.

Hunger only affects those at the bottom of society while cancer kills many people who don't deserve it who actually contribute. Fuck feeding the hungry take out cancer.

>ONLY HAVE GIRLS. BOYS BAD
>now there's too many women and not nearly enough men
How would a country look like in this situation?

Some boomers are unironically based, but no nigger will ever contribute something to society, so I know which I'd choose.

neither

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Imagine the smell

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which are all symptoms of a starving nation retard

Their population growth rates will level off once they reach greater incomes and higher levels of education for women. Just like every other developed country.

very catty

t. nigger

very compelling retort user I am speechless.

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Cancer cure. Boomer virus cant be stopped by their immune system.

>starving nation
Gee, I wonder why they're starving.
Fucking cretin.

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The problem is at a certain number of population compared to every other nation on the planet you have to concede which problem is causing what. They have a population problem and took steps to control it.

Like how if most populations drastically reduced we'd probably be able to run on renewable energy.

You want to help world hunger? Stop sending them food. Don’t send them another bite, send them U-Hauls. Send them a guy that says, “You know, we’ve been coming here giving you food for about 35 years now and we were driving through the desert, and we realized there wouldn’t BE world hunger if you people would live where the FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING’S GONNA GROW HERE! Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what it’s gonna be 100 years from now? IT’S GONNA BE SAND!! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!

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Feed the hungry, cancer is a bitch but happens to everyone equally

im not the guy you were talking to, im just calling you a nigger, bro

>solved world hunger
Only if I get to solve it thanos style

as opposed to hunger which only appens to niggers
you made the wrong choice

The world hunger choice is too vague. Are we feeding everyone for a day or forever?

Who are all exploiting hunger. You can't be this godamn stupid.

The year is 2020. Cancer's devastating effects are really put into perspective when we realize "At least it's not racist or classiest."

Because if you could cure cancer, people wouldn't give a shit about eating carcinogens anymore which would result in way more cases of cancer and thus more people buying your cure, some probably several dozen times in their lives.
Less people dying of cancer also means bigger customer base over time

reminds me of that one pic of the survivor season where it was men vs women and on the men island everyone was cooperating and got shelter/tools build in a few days, whereas on the women island all they did was tan and then complain when they had no food and nowhere to sleep

It's not like the colonists left them infrastructure, which they left in ruins.
Example of the Belgians leaving train infrastructure to the Congolese and then fucking it up.

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>colonize and steal land
>get upset when the natives want to kick you out

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