Well Yas Forums?

Imagine the left on your dick

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Male
+1 STR, END, INT

Female
+1 CHA
-1 STR, INT

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Or one dog.

God, I really want to be the little boy.
Back when I actually was a little boy I had no idea women were thirsty for shota dick. And the thought of fucking an adult woman as a little boy is such a turn on.

As an adult you can try to be as boyish as you can but they'll just see you as a manchild instead of a chad junior. You'll never get to experience boy/woman relations if you missed your chance.

That's my one true regret in life.

+2 to delusion

>tfw you'll never fuck the horny teacher and have her birth your baby in the prison

Life is hell.

Women are literally inferior men. In absolutely every aspect. But we still need them. Because it's hard-coded in our brain - procreation, love, ying yang etc.

Male
+10 to all stats, +99 to Intelligence and Charisma

Female
-99 to all stats

Male:
+1 STR
+1 INT
+1 VIT

Female:
+1 LCK
+1 CHA
+1 Inventory Slot