Daily laugh at Kojima thread

Daily laugh at Kojima thread

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this dude really got self-made quotes plastered all over his studio?

*Daily seethe at Kojima thread

Biggest hackfraud in the industry right now. Completely undeserved fame.

What would Kojima's persona palace be? A movie theatre?

This is an art exhibit
Sony put it up in New York for Death Stranding's release.
A lot of Directors have exactly these kinds of exhibits.

oh, well that makes more sense, then

>Kojima makes a passion project
>Yas Forums trannies seethe

It'd be a museum because he's an ARTIST

for the record i've never played any of his games, i just see these images floating around

Passion project doesn’t mean good, s󠛡oynygger

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Yeah, his passion project is taking all the credit his team deserved and stealing it for himself. Has been for about twenty years.

The bottom of a clearance bin full of unsold copies of Death Stranding.

wtf are you doing go play mgs2

>corona came from bats? let me whip out a quick deep metaphor bro

>Makes a game about how in a post disaster world, people become isolated in shelters/homes and so the people who make deliveries have a lot more importance
>6 months later the world gets hit with a pandemic that makes it so people are stuck at home and need their food/products delivered
I don't know guys, I think there's not much to laugh at

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his treasure must be a gamestop trade in receipt

A glitzy awards ceremony dedicated entirely to celebrating everything about himself. And the event venue is constantly on the move, held aloft on the backs of uncountable, faceless and featureless studio workers shambling around.

He legit goes so far up his own ass, It's borderline monty pythonish.

he was unironically right

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Reminder that Kojima is a literal multi millionaire with a wife and son and you are a NEET jerking in your parents basement.

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What he is saying is true, but the gay way he says it pisses me off.

Ah, the Notch defense.

I might be a jerking NEET loser but at least I don't have a wife and son so it could be worse.

I too, have read that text by Plato.

waiting on a good game without konami

this, it's pretty based

Is this why pierce brosnan is also the architect?

So is JJ abrams.
That doesn't make him a good person or film maker.

so deep

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Yes and?

My favorite part of his games are when his name shows up on the screen every 5 minutes.

>kojima makes a shit game
>Yas Forums shits on it
>reddit trannies who browse Yas Forums all day trying to spread liberal agitprop seethe

>Literally never stopped making games for over 30 years
>Yas Forums hates him because they're losers who flip burgers at McDonalds

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when were you when Kojima break up with Hideo?

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Based Kojima making incels absolutely seethe merely by existing.

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and every game has a shaky camera to simulate real camera movement but comes off as pretentious and amateur

I haven't and will now kill you for attempting to bring back things I haven't seen into my presence that challenge my current understanding of the world.

Same, he has a very aesthetic name

Enjoy it while you can lads. We are never going to get an experimental AAA game like this ever again.

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>The only identifiable people in the palace are his Hollywood "friends"

This sounds kinda cool.

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and every sculpture in it would be of a naked man with flaccid penis cause thats his thing

It is very memorable for a Jap name ngl.

You'll never have an art exhibit in NYC dedicated to you user

Subtle bane post

Waiting on any game from Konami.

Based, I started a thread about this a bit ago. I finished DS this morning, it’s an incredible experiment I can’t see being replicated. Kojima isn’t infallible, but I haven’t seen a game like this before, like it or not.

this. People complain about how AAA games are all the same shit and there's no creativity anymore but they still make a shit-ton of money from shitting out the same thing over and over again, and then Kojima comes up with something different (even if wacky) and people shit on it.

I haven't played the game, but I appreciate his efforts at least and will give it a shot at some point but most people seem like they don't know what they want.

Yeah, well I sit here and post nigger on Yas Forums all day. So who's really winning, chump?

The Steve Jobs of videogames

passion project implies that he's the one paying for it
Doesn't matter anyways, DS will be Kojima's last game ever. It was a huge flop with only about ~300k units sold worldwide, pitiful numbers for a typical AAA game, but especially bad for something with a budget as overinflated as Death Stranding's.

There's no way Sony will ever let him use their money to make another shitty game ever again. There's a reason Konami got tired of his shit and fired him even though he was their only claim to fame left. He's a money black hole.

the creative dad

He's such a fucking hack, jesus christ.

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It's weird how so many claim they want more experimentation in AAA games, then someone does exactly that and they pitch a fit.

lol
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Because it wasn't fun, you can want something different and also want it to be fun. When I played Killer7 when I was 14, I was impressed because of how fun the game was while also being very different in terms of narrative and themes to what else was out at the time. Death Stranding's gameplay does not stand up for many even if it's "interesting" from the outside looking in.

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We meant GOOD experimentation.

A church or similar place of worship

Got any sources pal?

Stands up for me

>First big independent game is massive flop
>Immediately blames the players saying they just don't understand
So now that he's been confirmed a fraud what will happen next?

Death Stranding is GOOD, based brainlet. Go gargle on CDPR's cum or whatever while you demand originality.

Ok, the pope is a hack then.

>but most people seem like they don't know what they wan

I'm all for experimentation, but I also want something that's not shit.

>geoff turns into dorito pope miniboss

>Death Stranding is GOOD

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The narrative in death stranding is absolutely atrocious

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They shit on it because it's Kojima, that's all there is to it. I guarantee you if DS came out exactly how it is now, but some random guy directed it, it would have been praised more. Kojima pissed off the autists, they will never stop for his "betrayal".