Why aren't you lifting weights during loading screens?

FUCK THAT GAY SHIT DO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS THAT'LL PUT SOME MEAT ON YA.

>intelligence
Big doubt. Maybe even a double doubt.

No, no. He eats milk. Do you drink sauce when it's on spaghetti?

Can't steal what I don't have, and I'd beat your ass in any game. Name it and you're donezo.

But I do, pushups, squats, curls, pullups, situps, anytime I have more than 10 seconds that doesn't require input I do something.

*flexes his finding-user muscle*

>Name it
Wii Fit

And I didn't even mention the metaphysical aspects

The DualShock 4 reportedly weighs 214, with the DualShock 3 controller weighing 190 grams in comparison.

This is the only weight you ever need to lift.