Haha

Posting the classic

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>oh this store is closed I'd better go in
>wow these guys are jerks I can't believe them

What kind of retard tries to go into a store when the sign says it's closed?

>Playing dnd with friends, fighting a bone devil
>Bone devil attacks our dwarf fighter
>Can barely get past his 20+ ac
>Dm decides to pull the bone devil away to reveal a story element
>Dwarf: Opportunity attack, sentinel, it hits, the bone devil stays put
>Dm: O-okay well, the none devil disengages and-
>Dwarf: sentinel ignores disengages, opportunity attack, it hits, bone devil stays put.
>Dm: *Checks the book on sentinel* Oh... well... uhh
>The entire encounter the Dwarf never misses his opportunity attacks thus keeping the devil in place as the rest of the party murders the fucker
>Dm reveals to us in a later session he had to rework a plot reveal because we refused to let the bone devil move.
We all had a good laugh about it

He loves DnD now seeing how much it is normie shit. He is using it as a 'look guys I'm into DnD! Like me'.

Fuck I hate DnD

>store is clearly closed, he even says so himself
>proceeds to go in anyway
What the fuck is wrong with Dobson?

you have no idea my dude
it happens every time you put a closed sign and forget to lock the door

A lot of things

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>entering a store that's closed
why

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Parents use to own a resteraunt. The amount of people that would try to enter a a resteraunt with all the lights off, nobody inside, and on a important holiday is baffling

Why? It's fun if you have a good dm.

He’s Dobson

>walks into private property that is closed
>doesn't get shot
Dobson should consider himself lucky

>turn off lights
>put on a closed sign
>have a construction workers inside and outside doing some cosmetic job
>dust and materials everywhere
>people STILL going in

Just post the edits already.

The key is a good DM. Everything hinges upon that. Last DM I had kept using small, bottle-necked passageways and magic users always used fucking magic missile.
I was downed because I got 3 magic missles within 2 turns as a level 1 ninja. Shit wasn't fun and he kept throwing way OP shit at us.

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mirin the jaw on the left

D&D is too complex for him.

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>sex is evil!
As if you'd know anything aboutt hat Dobson. God I fucking hate failed normalfags so much. They try so fucking hard to be conformist, even though they're bigger outcasts than the regular social retard.

Doesn't he draw himself as a fucking blue bear now? How does he not understand furries?

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Friendly reminder that Dobbo the Bear had a Mineycrafta server that was crashed by a bunch of Yas Forumsirgins and they found a McDonald's restaurant as well as a burger and fries

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Dobson is special kind of lolcow. He doesn't have a SINGLE community where he would belong and where he would have friends in. He's too obnoxious for worst of autists to tolerate among them.

I love how he is basically the D&D player he tries to make fun of

>Periodic table

Imagine pretending you look at the periodic table regularly or that that is a sign that you're intellectual.

If there's one thing I can agree with Dobson is I don't get why people likes cars either they are the biggest Jewish inventions

I love that this idiot thinks the Periodic Table is some sort of quirky scientific thing. I mean, it's not even a fucking fun aspect of science. It's like if you said your hobby was construction because Concrete lol!

It;s fascinating just how pathetic Dobson is, I would feel pity for him, if he wasn't Dobson.

>getting bullied by fucking D&D geeks (and those he's portraying as uglier losers at that)
Normally that kind of punching down hierarchy by geeks is only possible against, like, special needs people and/or children... And Dobbo certainly exhibits qualities of both.

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Did he have a follow up for this?

>you have to roll x or higher to hit
>rolls lower than x
>"man this game is too hard"
Don't care about this cuck but imagine unironically reading and liking these "comics"

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