Do you ever choose to play as the healer? Why?

Do you ever choose to play as the healer? Why?

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I don't get it. Is it some sort of dirty joke? Sorry for having autism.

Ever since OP moved into our board all the niggers fucked his asshole

It's supposed to be a regular excuse wives give to their husbands when they don't want to fuck, but I'm not quite sure how this fits in with big titty healer.

Healer, no
Medic, yes

>big titty healer moves into village
>women get jealous and started fucking their men again

it means they can't use that excuse cause there is competition around now.

low iq, women are jealous of big titty healer and don't refuse to have sex with their partners now

All the men started fucking Clara instead, and then Clara started installing wallhax into all the women's PC so they can't lie about having headaches anymore and have to sortshit out to
Marriage isnt worth it desu

>women all have headaches
>big titty healer arrives
>men want to fuck big titty healer because their wives don't want to put out
>headaches miraculously healed

Thank you user! You are a good user! I am healer wife scholar! I am!

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Yes because I'm extremely insecure, dumb and want to hide from the spotlight. Although if the healer has trolling capabilities it is satisfying as fuck when I can get someone who supposed to delete me easily.

Do not worry user it is okay user because big breasts and fat butt do cure headache user! They do! You are a good user!

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i dont get the joke in the picture
is a joke, right?

Why do weebs affect this weird, childish manner of speaking? It's cringe as fuck.

is it autism for not knowing about the female excuse of having headaches to get out of having sex? I have autism as well but I also watched the movie what women want and say it in that movie

I do when i play with friends i can count on to do the other roles. I goddamned despise healing retards though.

What!

I usually play healer or medic in all games so I can heal myself as well

Did he tip them?

No it just means you haven't had a sexually active relationship yet. Don't sweat it. It's full of excuses out the ass. Trust me, the headache bullshit is not a meme.

If healer had buffs. I'm not really into healing but love playing as buff machine for whatever reason, it's probably autistic satisfaction of properly minding cooldowns and rotations.

The healer has big boobs therefore she is a slut who sleeps with all the men. And since the men have sex with her they are not bothering their wives for sexy, hence the women are not giving the excuse of having a headache.

Because big boobs = slut amirite

t. mad

It's a pretty bad joke. It should be "all the women stopped having periods"

>Do you ever choose to play as the healer?
No, I deem it as boring, the same way ranged combat is boring. You either go CQC or go home.

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I tried to be a healer but it fucking annoying because every time someone die it your fault even if the dude decided to run out right into the middle of the groups of enemies and get gang raped

The joke is that every man in the village fucks Clara now
This is the kind of humor we used to have 20 years ago

Yes big titties healer is part of the game success formula

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Clara gave all the women magical flower crowns that cured their headaches
it's a miracle

I do. Now trying to re-learn White Mage in FFXIV. Why? I like having the lives of my party in the palm of my hands. And it is fun to dps and then save their asses, more when I actually do more damage than some of them.

post bubbies

Extremely gay post

>Because big boobs = slut amirite
That's the female version of saying that the guy with the red ferrari is "compensating".

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Combat healers can be fun, especially when they have skills that do shit like heal near bye allies in proportion to the damage you deal.

>Im sorry i dont feel fresh today.
Bitch last week i creampied your ass but now you dont want a normal quicky?

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Why would you assume it's about sluttery? had a perfectly non slut based interpretation and it was just jealousy that the wives wanted their husbands to look at them sexually rather than "the new girl in town".
But you made the default assumption that any joke that features a sexy woman is only related to their value as a "slut" and not simply their attractiveness without any implication of their personality.

>single player game where you don't control your party members
>If you play as the healer the AI sucks at DPS
>If you play as the tank the AI sucks at keeping you alive AND sucks at DPS
>If you play as the DPS the AI sucks at healing and sucks at holding hate

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Depends on the game, but usually its cause someone has to keep the team up, and no one else has the balls to even try.

Fuck you.

It's actually one autist, user. They've been around for a while. I can't remember when they first appeared but I remember the Greedfall threads being obnoxious because of them.

I've never seen anyone else point this out, but YESSSS I hate this shit!

That is why I'm incapable of playing any party based games that aren't turn based or real time with pause.

Seeing a plain man with a girl like that gives hope.

I'll play a healer if:
1. No one is playing one and I actually give a shit about winning
2. There's a healer that can defend themselves and isn't just a healslut character

And thats when you play some sort of hybrid class, micro manage the fuck out of your team, or just flat out stop caring and just solo everything.

post bobs

Men want to fuck Clara, the village women don't want to lose their husbands so they stopped bitching about sex.

This is why Tales of games are trash.

clara has sex with women so they all feel good