Dad walks in

>Dad walks in
What to do??

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Ask him what route he chose.

is pink hair the flattest?

Nothing would change.

Ask him why I'm seeing ghosts.

Then who was phone?

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game?

My dad killed himself on my birthday a long time ago, so if he's walking in and seeing me play embarrassing shit, it's his own damn fault. Shoulda stayed dead.

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call him a retarded faggot like I always do.

yuzusoft games fucking suck so if my dad walked in playing this i'd kick his ass and set him up with some REAL eroge like sansha mendan

Wow, happy birthday, user.

Haha you see son back in my days i.. went for the one that sucked my dick at a bar but you see later i found out there was a secret item that could turn a cat into an angel girl so i picked that instead of course by then i had already fucked all the other girls

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Based dad
>should I myself today?
>nah, I'll wait for my sons birthday tomorrow

My first question would be why my dad walked into my room in the first place

NobleWorks

>best girl is a cannot have
They can't keep getting away with it

They had to satisfy loli fags by giving Hinata a route

God I fucking hate Yuzusoft

Grab the gun, because he must be a zombie

ask him if that could be paradise

You ever notice that the girls in anime are always wearing matching underwear.
I can't remember the last time I wore matching underwear.

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You wear multiple briefs at once? How cold is it where you love, homie?

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>I can't remember the last time I wore matching underwear
Maybe you should put more effort into your appearance.

for me, it was the teacher

bros...recommend me VNs from the 90s
early 2000 too I guess

Call the cops because I don't know who he is beyond the name meaning I wouldn't recognize the intruder in my home.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Thats cause they can afford it unlike your broke ass.

My dad has to have some mad ninja skills to catch me on this kind of stuff because that means he was able to get into my apartament where i live alone and then into my room without making sounds that will alert me.

>It's time to begin your training, son.

smug knows whats up

>”congratulations son. You past the test. You’re not gay.”
>puts your name on his will