Shit

Shit

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literally me

He needs to have sex the the BBC the BBC slayer is doom guys BBC equal

Don't see the problem.

is the source of his rage sexual frustration?

Makes sense to me, who has time to smash puss when you're always smashing demons?

But Doomguy is married to Charlie though.

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wow hes just like me

dis da gayest shit i ever see

he literally just means it's a stupid question to ask

Based

Why is this a surprise to anyone? Sex is for normalfags and no normalfag could ever be Doomguy with the unending focus to kill demons.

So what they're saying is he's ace?

Epic

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The most pure virgin to walk the earth.

Quakeguy on the other hand...

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not knowing what sex is!=ace

What city was the super gore nest set in? It was in central Europe, Germany from the looks of it?

>Bayonetta still isn’t real
What’s the fucking point of it all

ironic because his pet is a rabbit and rabbits fuck a lot

So basically a pure Paladin

But i thought hdoom was canon?

Anyone who understands the correlation with semen retention and strength is not surprised by this.

Is no one else gonna question how this is the same exact statement given for whether Kiryu from Yakuza is a virgin

he cant be an incel if the only thing he knows is celibacy

That doctoress sounded like she wanted to fuck him so bad.

Doomguy took nofap november too hard and now he uses that energy to smash demons

>the entire reason people shame guys for NoFap November is because the demons are afraid of accidentally creating Doomslayers
Damn, the mortally challenged have that propaganda on lockdown.

Based

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Didnt he become what he is now because he made a pact with hell to save his son?

That was a different guy

He watched porn right before the invasion, every demon out there has cheeks that can grate cheese, and cacodemons have Canon cooch and cavity, how sexually frustrated is this marine?

In his tortured mind by the Hell, yes.

Restricted videos means top secret tests, reunions, weapons related and other things than just “triple x so good im gonna cooooooooooommmmmmmm!!!!!!!”.

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False. Canonically speaking, all mods are canon, which means H-Doom is canon.

didnt they say before all he would do on his off time would be sitting in his office watching porn?

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