Shit
Shit
Camden Jackson
Easton Wilson
literally me
Carter Roberts
He needs to have sex the the BBC the BBC slayer is doom guys BBC equal
Hunter Murphy
Don't see the problem.
Cameron Jones
is the source of his rage sexual frustration?
Jaxson Barnes
Makes sense to me, who has time to smash puss when you're always smashing demons?
Lincoln Jenkins
But Doomguy is married to Charlie though.
Henry Wright
wow hes just like me
Andrew Jones
dis da gayest shit i ever see
Cameron Jenkins
he literally just means it's a stupid question to ask
Dominic Cox
Based
Leo Young
Why is this a surprise to anyone? Sex is for normalfags and no normalfag could ever be Doomguy with the unending focus to kill demons.
Asher Ortiz
So what they're saying is he's ace?
Epic
Xavier Martin
The most pure virgin to walk the earth.
Jaxson Martinez
Quakeguy on the other hand...
Nicholas Wilson
not knowing what sex is!=ace
Brayden Phillips
What city was the super gore nest set in? It was in central Europe, Germany from the looks of it?
Landon Cooper
>Bayonetta still isn’t real
What’s the fucking point of it all
Evan Parker
ironic because his pet is a rabbit and rabbits fuck a lot
Aiden Bell
So basically a pure Paladin
Carter King
But i thought hdoom was canon?
Isaiah Scott
Anyone who understands the correlation with semen retention and strength is not surprised by this.
Grayson Reyes
Is no one else gonna question how this is the same exact statement given for whether Kiryu from Yakuza is a virgin
Luke Richardson
he cant be an incel if the only thing he knows is celibacy
Colton Powell
That doctoress sounded like she wanted to fuck him so bad.
Jeremiah Fisher
Doomguy took nofap november too hard and now he uses that energy to smash demons
Carson White
>the entire reason people shame guys for NoFap November is because the demons are afraid of accidentally creating Doomslayers
Damn, the mortally challenged have that propaganda on lockdown.
Nathan Thomas
Based
Brandon Ortiz
Didnt he become what he is now because he made a pact with hell to save his son?
Jonathan Lee
That was a different guy
Leo Peterson
He watched porn right before the invasion, every demon out there has cheeks that can grate cheese, and cacodemons have Canon cooch and cavity, how sexually frustrated is this marine?
Evan Foster
In his tortured mind by the Hell, yes.
Blake Campbell
Restricted videos means top secret tests, reunions, weapons related and other things than just “triple x so good im gonna cooooooooooommmmmmmm!!!!!!!”.
Jack Price
False. Canonically speaking, all mods are canon, which means H-Doom is canon.
Aiden Young
didnt they say before all he would do on his off time would be sitting in his office watching porn?