I FUCKING HATE when retarded streamers say
>wuhuh what's going on???
AS IF YOU'RE SO VAPID AND BRAINDEAD that you can't register what's going on in the fucking game?!
>Streamer plays Darkwood
>As soon as some kind of threat appears they run into walls, scream, flail their character everywhere and sometimes flat out just stand still
>"WHAT'S GOING ON?!
>Streamer plays Doom Eternal
>When up against an Archvile he just brainlessly shoots at it even though there's a fucking fire shield in front of him, dies like an idiot
>"WHAT'S GOONG OOOUN?!?"
>Streamer plays Resident Evil 3
>Small pea brain can't handle being chased by Nemesis and shooting at zombies, shakes their camera uncontrollably, dies and yells
>"WHAAT'S GOING OOOOOOOON"
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITTY FUCKING STREAMER WHY IS IT THAT THEY'RE ALL RETARDED EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM WHY WOULD ANYONE SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO WATCH THIS TORTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I FUCKING HATE when retarded streamers say
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Who the fuck watches streamers? You just explained in detail one of many reasons why its fucking retarded so why are you watching?
The whole point of watching streamers is for the negative emotional responses. It's the whole point, else they're just boring.
You should try learning moonrunes and watching VTubers instead, OP. They actually play Games.
>something bad happens
>"uh oh...oh no OH NO"
I wish I was a streamer :(
I'd ask how everyone's day is going and be real nice :(
>Streamer says thank you every 5 seconds
>Streamer says he's sorry every time he does or say something chat doesn't agree with
>Streamer spends 60% of his stream reading out subscriptions
FUCK OFF WHOOOOOOOOORE
I tried watching a stream for the first time ever yesterday and got bored after 15 minutes. I am 32 and trying to understand zoomer social media makes me feel like I am 90. guess it is time to admit I am too old for this shit
Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it? I'm here if you need it. Sometimes it's good to just talk to someone you don't know.
>I wish I was a streamer
then be one retard, wishing is for faggots
>he still watches twitch/youtube playthroughs
yea thats where you got it all wrong friendo
>streamer turns on webcam in the middle of a cutscene to give a "pshhh man this sure is DUMB huh guys haha"
>5 minutes later "MAN WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS GAME IS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE FUCK"
K I'm gonna do a blind playthrough of Left Alive. Wish me luck.
>Streamer tries to open a door
>"Whaaaat"
>Tip pops up "Pull the lever to open the door"
>"Ohhhh so I have to pull the lever"
Stop watching streamers, zoomer.
rooting for you for you faggot
post stream loser
I’m 21 and don’t what half of that shit means. Poggers or something? Idk. Don’t feel bad
>something obvious that has happened before
>"OH MY GOD! THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE"
>Watching streamers instead of playing games
Let me guess, when you marry you would have someone to fuck your wife while you watch too?
stop watching twitch streamers you fucking zoomer
>streamer does literally anything in a fighting game
>LETS GO LETS GO
>THAT WAS GODLIKE
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Never understood zoomer streaming culture. Watching someone else play videogames just gives me flashbacks to being forced to watch my brother hog the PC and make stupid decision in Broken Sword.
>tfw can't be a successful streamer because I'm a girl and I look 12 years old
>tfw nobody likes asian streamers
>tfw actually good at vidya so its not entertaining to watch me flail around like a zoomer
life is too hard sometimes.
I think maybe it’s a friend simulator kinda thing. I personally prefer just playing games while listening to a podcast myself for the same effect
>EH? EH? EH? NANINANINANI?
I use streams to basically replace TV. I don't have cable and when I'm not playing games it, and youtube, take the place of passive media.
>Learning a language to watch somebody play games
Weebs are something else
Okay, but why are you watching streams to begin with? If you just want to see the game before you download then watch a commentary-less playthrough.
you talking about dsp right?
>streamer skips all tutorials
>game still has tons of HUD indicators, sound bites, hand holding level design, and other clues about what to do next
>30 year old streamer:
>"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! THIS IS SO CONFUSING AND COMPLICATED!"
>uninstalls game for being too hard
>entire chat agrees
This is why I stopped watching Twitch streams and now I fully understand why game developers treat most players like retards
From my own experience, most streamers and youtubers who play through games are limp wristed faggots. It's real hard to find a chill one with a dry sense of humor.
WHAAAT? The game didn’t explain it to me, I did nothing wrong
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I FUCKING HATE when children's entertainers say
>wuhuh what's going on children???
AS IF YOU'RE SO VAPID AND BRAINDEAD that you can't register what's going on in the fucking playpen?!
>Pee-Wee Herman plays tag
>As soon as some kind of child appears they run into walls, scream, flail their person everywhere and sometimes flat out just stand still
>"WHAT'S GOING ON?!
>Pee-Wee Herman plays dodgeball
>When up against a child he just brainlessly shoots at it even though there's a fucking less imporant child in front of him, gets hit like an idiot
>"WHAT'S GOONG OOOUN?!?"
>Pee-Wee plays nerf guns
>Small pea brain can't handle being chased by a child and shooting at children, shakes their head uncontrollably, gets hit and yells
>"WHAAT'S GOING OOOOOOOON"
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITTY FUCKING CHILDRENS ENTERTAINER WHY IS IT THAT THEY'RE ALL RETARDED EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM WHY WOULD ANYONE SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO WATCH THIS TORTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH