>"Riiiina, I had that dream again last night."
>"You mean the one where we're idols but also squids?"
>"Yeah but this time we were in a subway and fought a statue"
>"You gotta stop smoking and listening to vaporwave before bed girl."
Splatoon thread.
i'd impregnate human marina
Any male who isn't an omega faggot would impregnate Marina.
I'd impregnate Pearl.
This isn't accurate since it doesn't show off Pearl's giant 5 head
>humanposting
disgusting
Play the upcoming demo if you've never tried it.
this is a transexual yebby
Why are you so cringe all the time
I want to fuck that nigger
Oh god i like this alot.
I'm still surprised no one has done Pearl and Marina as Angelica and Suzie
Do you think they'll rerun more splatfests or just the mayo/ketchup one?
They said it was a one-off but who knows. Maybe it'll gauge interest.
Shut up with this gross faggotry and state what team you're representing.
Mustard but only because I like Honey Mustard
>mustard
Didn't even make the cut.
Mayo, I've really flipped over the year since seeing this meme. Mayo and fries is dope
>Shen is still alive
Nice.
Shit, Ketchup then
don't do it, she's black
His lewd account stealth brock is mainly alive.
>humans
What kind of shit taste do you have to have to look at something like this and go "it needs to be more boring"?
ngl Marina seems like she'd be a huge stoner cause of the airhead mechanic thing.
pic unrelated
>Do you think they'll rerun more splatfests
I hope not turf war is boring as fuck.
The "it was all a dream" trope is fucked up. Way to ruin any good story.
Ketchup because I'm not a B*lgian monkey.
>Shen Aisha Clanclan
I feel enlightened.
I think they both bake in one of Pearl's myriad of closets.
Pic related even though I fucking hate that it exists.
>mentally ill senda stalker will even post in Yas Forums threads
Jesus you're ill
Just report and move on, don't give it attention
Mayo then and mayo now
Ketchup has an overpowering taste whose sole purpose is to hide the taste of food
Mayo's taste mixes in even when used as a condiment, and it can be used for cooking
If anything, mayo should've been Marina's choice, it's more sophisticated. Pearl is as straightforward as ketchup.