What is the appeal of pic related?

>Graphics similar to 2007 PS3 games.
>Online experiance worse than Xbox Live in 2005.
>Less functionality then Wii U due to less app support. (Where is Netflix, it's been four years?)
>3rd party support non existent is hopeless.
>Games that do get ported are from 10 years ago and are still full price. (Can't wait to play The Witcher 3 at 360p and 30fps)
>System never gets new release AAA mature titles.
>Best selling first party games are quick ports from older Nintendo systems.

Seriously what is the appeal of Switch?

Also don't tell me it's because it's portable.
The thing doesn't fit into your pocket and the battery life goes way too quick.

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Parents buy it for their kids

It's the same every gen

*stands up*

*looks around*

*takes a draw on cigar*

Cope.

*exhales*
*sits down to rapturous applause*

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I don't get what happened, it's basically a Wii U but with paid online. Maybe Nintendies was right and it was just a name problem.

It's a toy for kids and people who don't know much about technology.

it has games

>Graphics similar to 2007 PS3 games.
Switch games have an avarage between 720 and 1080p with 60 fps.No Ps3 game had tis resolution or this framerate
>Online experiance worse than Xbox Live in 2005.
It was 60 dollars back than Nintendo is 20
>Less functionality then Wii U due to less app support. (Where is Netflix, it's been four years?)
The Switch has atleast the functionality of a handheld something the Wii U didnt have. Also who needs a fucking netflix on a gaming console
>3rd party support non existent is hopeless.
forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2020/01/11/the-nintendo-switch-released-more-games-in-2019-than-ps4-and-xbox-one-combined---but-theres-a-catch/
Now seeth im agony.
The Wii U had 772 games Switch has currently around 2300
>Games that do get ported are from 10 years ago and are still full price.
This is Nintendo fault how?
>System never gets new release AAA mature titles.
This is actually a lie
>Best selling first party games are quick ports from older Nintendo systems.
Mario Odyssey is a port how?
Animal Crossing is a port how?

What the appeal is:
>Huge library
>Incredible well crafted concept
>First hybrid console on the market
>Huge ammount of first party exclusive in compraisson to Sony, Microsoft or even Pc
>Cheap
>Only plattform that support offline multiplayer

Colorful, fun casual games for children and women.

>Switch games have an avarage between 720 and 1080p with 60 fps
And they look like a new Unity project

>пyк
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*claps uncontrollably*

why do people like thing I don't like??????????????????????????????

The games are fun, retard

Games, you autist

>Unity BAD
Cool story bro
BotW looks fantastic , same goes for Mario Odyssey
The comparisson betwwen Switch and PS3 is stupid because no game on Ps3 comes even close to the best graphical Switch output

>because no game on Ps3 comes even close to the best graphical Switch output
You're right, even the worst looking ps3 game doesn't even come close to looking as bad as the best switch game

*stands and claps*

*phone starts ringing*

*look a caller ID*

*It’s from the Based Department*

>what is the appeal
BECAUSE IT'S PORTABLE YOU FUCKING RETARD
I CAN PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING ON MY TELEVISION, TAKE IT OUT OF ITS DOCK AND PLAY IT WHILE LOOKING AT A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON MY DESKTOP, TAKE A SHIT WHILE CONTINUING TO PLAY AC, THEN PUT IT RIGHT BACK INTO THE DOCK AND CONTINUE. IT'S INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON IT

I normally don't reply to triptrannies like you, but this doesn't look even close to good.

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The Mario Games and Kids modern game boy

Bought a Wii to play Xenoblade, The Last Story and Muramasa. Sits in the warehouse packed. Bought a Wii U to play Bayonetta 2, Xenoblade X. Now it’s the dedicated Mario Kart 8 machine for the kids. Bought a Switch for Xenoblade 2. Now it’s the dedicated Just Dance machine for the kids.

Like every Nintendo console, there’s the couple of exclusives, otherwise it’s the kids’ toy.

idk it has games i like videogames i wish this thread was a videogame

>Animal Crossing

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>Posts Wii U screenshot (indicated by the resolution)
>Look how bad Switch looks lmao
Kys

>System never gets new release AAA mature titles.

Not a problem unless you're an underage tryhard.

imagine being so consoomed by technology you have to have your face glued to a screen while using the toilet.

Oh look, it's this thread for the six billionth time.

>posts game with the exact same graphics but at a 'better resolution'
>omg so brilliant, clap clap clap nintendo please take all my money
The smart kids stopped at the Gamecube

based tripfag

Yes, thats a game that exist, or should we play uncensored PS4 games on it instead?

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>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.