Heh

It is weird how doing chores in a video game is fun while in real life it's terrible. I wonder if it's because all the comics and cartoons of characters hating and avoiding chores taught us that being responsible is bad.

Tee-hee!

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The girl "paid" off her debt in the video game...but in real life she's a jobless bum.

Why is his stuff on fire?

Okay chang

>actually needs feet to walk
what a casual

TRANS
RIGHTS
BASED

cat hiss at penis

Priorities.

They're teeth, sugar kills them.

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Why do you post this multiple times daily?

sauce?
would unironically read/watch that, though if they could communicate across worlds it'd just be easier to go to each other's universes instead of trying to fuck their counterparts

how did his ass grow so big ?

I love how Nintendo told Yas Forumscels to fuck off and proudly supports trans rights now. Based!

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How new?

>female
>needing escapism
>being in a bad situation
lul

Clean your apartment. It's a physical extension of your mind.
Compare yourself to your previous self. See that you actually are trying to better your situation. Keep onto that feeling.
Write down what your self-improvement goals are for the next 2 years. Where do you see yourself?
Get a job, even a shitty one. Save money.
Take care of yourself. Eat well, go to bed around 10PM, exercise 2 - 3 times a week, even if it means just going for a walk.
If you got any addictions, control them.
Take on as much responsibility as you can without going off balance.
If your job has very little potential for promotion or taking on new responsibilities, try find one that has. If you already got that, show your superiors that you are willing to take on more tasks and do them the best your abilities. You grow more competent at anything you practice, whether that's carpeting or whatever or sourcing cropped hentai posted online.
Grow because you're anti-fragile, and become stronger from being gradually exposed to more responsibilities.
Use new strength to improve your existing profitable skills even more.
Learn to carry even more responsibilities.
Mind focused.
Aim set.
Shoulders strong.
Get recognized for your competence.
Pay your bills, move out of the apartment. Get a better one. Find that the competence you have grown in yourself enables you get more tasks done in your daily life.
Remember to reward yourself in between your successes and hard work. Relax, enjoy your free time, go see your friends, call your parents, go do something that interests you, play some Animal Crossing.

That's literally it.

>dude bootstraps lmao
if you have no connections you're fucked

did you just try to jordan peterson me?

>dude excuses lmao
I can recommend making your bed, every morning. It's a great way to make your day more productive. Put effort into it. Make that bed neat. Be proud of that neat bed.

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just gimme the sauce dude cmon

>i am low on funds
>what should I do?
>blow it on games, of course!

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You can call me a nazi or a SJW or whatever other worthless buzzword meme you want, but no little faggot on Yas Forums is going to convince me that landlords shouldn't be slaughtered in the streets just because their mommy and daddy have a few little properties "on the side" that funds their shitty sons gatcha addiction.

I know a guy who complains about not being able to buy a house, and yet on several occasions I have seen him drinking coffee

Why are people such idiots with money these days?

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trans have only one right, right to die

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good beer tastes good

So you are a succesful millionare yourself? Post your mansion or money

The guy doesn't pressure him at all, he says he doesn't have to drink it if he doesn't want it.

There's one thing I like about this comic, and that it perfectly encapsulates how fucking unbearable autistic people are when they have a completely unwarranted "everyone is stupid but me" mentality. They make fools of themselves regularly, but cannot see it. The fact that the comic itself is a case of that makes it almost meta.