Food analogies

imagine being at videogames

Nice thumbnail, Mario. Die of Corona now.

I like that all three of those pizzas look appetizing. What I'm taking from this image is that all three games, like the three pizzas, are good in their own right and appeal to different tastes.

Oblivion was better then Skyrim and Daggerfall was better than Morrowind

>tomato and """cheese""" soup served in a pie
>good
ill never get this deepdish meme

>can't eat pizza without getting dizzy

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All 3 of those pizza’s are great though

Gothic 2

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>Deep Dish Casserole fags think their bottomless soup is Pizza

this but it has a steaming pile of shit in the middle

just eat 1 or 2 slices then you dont have to eat whole thing all on your own, share it with bros

you got diabetes

can't wait for some fucking mongoloid to come in and call it a " 'za "

what, you don't like a big slice of 'go 'za?

Chicago&Detroit style pizza is the best shit ever. It's not faithful to the italian idea of pizza but it's american anyways so who fucking cares about authenticity its authentic in the region it comes from.

don't conflate Chicago and Detroit, at least Detroit has the decency to put the tomato sauce under the cheese.

>he needs to play dress up with food
The kids table is over there.

Devil May Cry 4

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Sounds like you’re just a fag with no taste. If food doesn’t matter to you, why not drink some onions? You’d love bragging about it.

yes, yes, pizza, well done

HOWEVER

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>papa john's
>great
lol

>american """""""pizza"""""""
>american """""""food""""""" in general

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Why do you think it’s soup? It’s cheese and pepperoni and sausage and marinara all mixed together. NOTHING about that is soup like.

It's the best pizza we have in here, what can I do.

yes yes go enjoy your bread with cheese luigi, remember tomatoes are American so you can't use them

morrowind, deep but plain
oblivion, thin, no depth and unfinished
skyrim, thin, some variety but lack of coherent whole?

I need a Coney right now.

>puke dog 570
how many pictures of puking dogs do you have? what the fuck?

is this a thumbnail for ants?

GTA V

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Post the kind of “pizza” you’ll eat at least instead of same tired reaction images mr Shitposting European

570

I mean, kind of food related, right?

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>American
they are peruvian and you shouldn't eat it too amerifag

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>amerimutt thread

South American is still American

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>ESLs in charge of understanding words
lmao

>Tries to do everything and ends up mediocre and half-baked

>doing that to your knee
>mfw

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>that resolution

What the fuck dude I wanted to read about hot dogs

>tries to look cool and ends up looking like a faggot contrarian

If it came with the DLCs, would the pizza be upgraded to stuffed crust?

Replace Oblivion with Skyrim and you're good.

>every single one of these is good
based

Supreme is literally the single worst kind of commonly available pizza

No fatso

Daggerfall

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This what a real pizza looks like
Take note amerisharts, you're witnessing actual food

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I'll do better next time
RIGHT NOW

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Jew York pizza is trash and everyone who enjoys that disgusting filth has shit taste
>t. Sicilian CHAD

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Nah bro tomate over the cheese is great. The sweetness of the sauce with cheese and sausage on the bottom is to die for if you've got good crust.

This is true

>implying America doesn't own the entire hemisphere

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literally the third fucking post

>a fucking casserole

morrowind is good but not for everyone
no idea what skyrim is supposed to imply, if anything it should be a pizza without cheese

If you use muzarella and not fresh cheese you are not white

Morrowind is overrated garbage? Because as someone that lives in Chicago, I fucking hate that disgusting shit.

sonorafag here.
i've never had avocado on a hot dog before and now i want it so badly.

czech hotdogs are so fucking simple yet so fucking good
how do they do it bros?

Never had that pizza but Morrowind is my favorite it has that charm everything is different in design, they really had no restraints back then you get threatened by rape, escort a drug body packer but the best thing for me was all the game mechanics and how broken they were mixed with a little jankiness

mozzarella is fresh cheese retard

cant think of one

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JUST LIKE'A MAMA USED TO MAKE!
>kisses fingers
>clicks heels
>gets BTFO'd in a war
>dies of Coronavirus

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>t. northsider

Vietnamese is literally the best a hot dog has ever been and ever will be

Was Morrowind really that bad?

Majora's Mask

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I only use mozzarella when I'm having cheesy chips and gravy. It's really tasty.

Fuck it, out of pizza images, have some filename thread posts instead

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based

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Reminder that dobson unironically likes McDonald

Pretty cool, thanks bro. I love sandwiches.

You can't control your own retards to stay im their house so they can't catch the corona and you want to control more population? Lmao tomorrow 4 thousand more amerifats dead all thanks to trump

Fallout 76

>georgia
How did they learn our secret so easily? Also normally it isn't completely smothered like that though, and we never put crackers on it, that's dumb.

>I have no culture so I must hate those who do have culture
Silence, mutt

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WHO HERE /czechdog/ HERE???

Fuck off /mbg/ I didn't say caladog

So, the point of your picture is that all three games are pretending to be something they aren't?

what are the black thingys?
they look tasty.

>muzarella

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Muzarella is not fresh cheese dumb fuck

olives probably

What's wrong? It literally says you get 2 sausages extra

fig

They're called Nblack olives

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Can I get some context here?

>tfw I will never be able to eat all of these hotdogs, one after another

fuck
FUCK

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NMS

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the "extra" sausages were just moved from the regular package

Might as well just skip right to eating the dough straight breadboy, NY is the GOAT. sicilians are the niggers of italy also

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>If food doesn’t matter to you

why is everyone on Yas Forums a fucking brainlet? how does "don't have a superiority complex over food" translate to "food doesn't matter to you" in your rat's nest of a brain? you can care about things without giving a fuck how other people care about things.

Yeah, with this parmesan on top.

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the skyrim pizza shouldn't have any toppings, sauce or cheese

Yeah, but there's already room for 8...

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Look at that healthy Mac that doesn't give him problems when he plays Skyrim at a blazing 4fps

Tell me fatso why you guys called it like that?
you think dogs are sexy so you call them "hotdogs"?

Learn to cook and make one a day. Keep it to one because you'll probably get fat if you keep pounding them down.

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