Imagine being a 10 year old boy starting out on your Pokemon journey...

Imagine being a 10 year old boy starting out on your Pokemon journey. You go to the Pokemon lab to get your starter but the professor looks like this.

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I didn't care about women until I was 17 years old

Fucking faggot

Okay, but where's my Pokemon?

How do I get rid of my sex drive? I don't want to waste time cooming or thinking about women anymore.

You have sex one or two times, no joke.

Have sex. Unironically

Get yourself neutered. Your balls produce testosterone. You could also drink onions milk to lower your testosterone.

I was grabbing my classmates tits in 3rd grade and they didnt understand why

Have sex with a different person once a week and you'll be good the other 6 days. Hope you're good looking

She looks like she only fucks sandniggers

Not a good idea. The testicles have a range of important hormone balance/production responsibilities. Removing them isn't healthy, even for non-sex reasons.

If you can manage to not do it for two weeks, you'll basically forget all about it. Occasionally you'll get an urge, which will by that point will be much much easier to ignore.

why would i wanna go on a pokemon journey. i wanna work at a pokemon daycare.

It's ashamed that she went from being well-liked upon reveal to being underrated now, since everyone jumped all over Nessa/Bea/Marnie and forgot about her.

I stopped caring about 3D women at 17 years old

>game is actually horseshit but coomers constantly posting girls from it boosts sales

how many such cases?

this dude wants to watch pokemon fuck and is too scared to say it

She got absorbed into the Twitter-LGBT hivemind.

>implying i'm not gonna impregnate the pokemon

not him but I wanna see a male Skitty try to fuck female Wailord. for science

you can do that anywhere

Meditation unironically.

But she's not the professor of SwSh.

Seriously? This is an absolute lie.
One time in college, I went two weeks without jerking off. By day 10 I started getting random chubs from billboards and unattractive celebrities on TV. After day 15 I couldn't help myself and jizzed all over the shower.

It's happening to me now at 23. I just don't get along with women they're so FUCKING boring and vapid. Honest to god wish I was gay, men are so much better to be around.

If you lose the urge to fuck things after 2 weeks of not fucking anything your test levels are probably low

You'll forget about it till you have a wet dream at least.

My first time was with my gf when I was 14 kek

It’s a matter of time, thinking like that. Someday you’ll taste semen and you’ll love it.

Not him but I really like dicks and balls, but not the men attached to them. Just not attracted to men despite loving their crotch so much.

What about traps?

Nah men are ugly and dicks are weird. I'm still attracted to women I just hate being around them