SMELL THE ASHES

CONSEQUENCES

And then G-Man sent Gordon to Cemetary of Ash.

*Hold blunt out in front of you*

"Time...To choose."

>named G man
>is a straight G
whoa...

youtube.com/watch?v=TxqaO8vf2RY

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Not that I wish to imply you have been smoking on the job. No one is more deserving of a puff. And all the weed in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again.

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>"Is there...a pizza so hot that even hhhhhh God couldn't eat?"

youtube.com/watch?v=hssrTV4jsJQ

BADDA BING

>SNIIIIIIFFFFF

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gman is based and freakypilled

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Wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up, and smell the hashish.

;LAMDANBDUIAJODKM;L

Smell the asses?

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Cock, Doctor Freeman? Is it really cock... sucking time again? It seems as if... you only just sucked. You’ve sucked a lot of cock in such a small time span. You’ve sucked so much, in fact, that I’ve received some interesting offers for your blowjobs. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t contemplate them but you give an extraordinary suck. Rather than offer you the illusion of free semen, I will take the liberty of... cumming for you... if and when your time cums around again. I do apologize for what must seen to be an arbitrary suck, Doctor Freeman... I thrust... it will all make sense to you in the intercourse of... well... sucking my cock. In the meantime... this is when I get off.

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is that the mother fucking gman squad?

god that thread was so fucking good

I CAN'T nigga, I'm on probation

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How would you protect this smile?

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where is the porn

*inhales and mind speaks*
"The right cloud in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the-world."

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STASIS

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Is that the chick from Mass Effect Syndromeda?

threads like these are why i still browse Yas Forums

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Wake and bake, Mister Freeman

Cheers OG-Man

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here gums da benis :DDD
oh fug am drown X-DD

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You can relive that glory, right here.
arch.b4k.co/v/thread/494074015

lmao

posting in a hotbox thread

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Bordessence in anus :DD
Brebare to get fugged

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I apologize, Mr. Semen, but I couldn't risk opening my backdoor until I was sure you'd bukakke'd the area. This is the last entrance to the Lustful Cockflex... every other has been sealed off to contain the ingaysion. When we realized that you might actually make it queer, we compared dicks to see who should stay behind to let you through. Obviously, I had the short one. My balleagues are waiting at the tip of the Limpdick reactor... masturbating to you. I mean - the reactor is shut down right now, but you can activate it on your way up the shaft. You'll have to flood the core anyway to get into the teledildonic labs. You're not authorized to know about those... but I can see you already barebacked a great deal more than any one man is supposed to.

I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard anal procedures today, Gordon

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FULLY

>Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional

Ey nigga, you gonna do that shit for me homie?

It ain't no thang my nigga, ashes n'shit.

Now before I bounce, hit this bitch.