>a fucking robot
Thoughts?
A fucking robot
Benjamin Evans
Daniel Lopez
...They know the demographic. I don't have friends. Seems like Playstation might be my guy.
Evan Miller
can i fuck it
Carter Taylor
>watch movies with you
Does he comment on stuff or he just going to sit there?
Aiden Green
That just represents the average Sony customer
Christian Fisher
pupupupu
Joseph Brown
>literally nes r.o.b.
everytime
Jacob Harris
SHHH
Elijah Diaz
So ROB?
Michael Gomez
>a Fucking Robot
God I wish
Gabriel Williams
beat me to it
Henry Moore
Grayson Walker
is that a fucking chicken nugget
Kayden Gomez
Make it look like Aigis and I'll buy it
Hunter Murphy
sony rips off nintendo yet again
if they make it you know someone will end up fucking it regardless of the body model
Nicholas Morales
It comments on your reactions, its supposed to improve competitive play since people tend to play better when someone is watching. Doubt it will ever see the light of day.
Xavier Rogers
GIMMIE A SHIT PICKLE MODEL
Logan Morris
Snoys really don't have any friends
Noah Ross
Can I dress him up like a rookie digimon?
Ryder James
It's the fun new family game, where you have to pick which mindless drone paid for the other.
Anthony Hughes
Why do you think they defend paying for multiplayer?
Christian Cruz
i'd buy a robot AI buddy programmed solely to rip on shitty movies in a heartbeat
Angel Hall
>It comments on your reactions
Can I get one that looks like a smug shortstack?
Camden Morgan
can I make it look like this and also fuck it
Robert Smith
unironically cool
think of friendless people like me, i'll finally have someone to play co-op with me
Angel Evans
Who the fuck doesn't want a robot pal?
Also, this is the first step towards a sexbot
Jose Smith
Make it look like one of those 2D goblin chicks with the giant titties + fleshlight. And you've got yourself a deal.
Christian Baker
How can this be a unique use for a robot that deserves its own, independent patent? Should be obvious.
I have an idea though, what if you connect the robot to another person online and they connect their robot to you, and then you get genuine, human reactions that actually represent how another human reacts
Dominic Thomas
It's happening bros
Logan Williams
he just says kino every 10 minutes
Jace Phillips
>tfw no brobot
Jack Murphy
SOLD
Austin Perez
>can I make it look like this
Tasteless faggot.
Joseph Long
>some normalfag rage ape sonyó ›ˇgger will probably obliterate his $800 robofriend the second he gets blocked once in some fighting game
Dylan Peterson
So it just plays Playstation games with you?
Anything else?
Ryan Howard
>ywn have a lil robro that looks at the screen while you play and makes cute chirping noises when you beat a level
>he gets scared and sad in horror games
>he does a little dance during musical sections
ITS NOT FAIR I WANT IT SO BAD BROS
Aiden Lewis
They're obviously gonna make a girlfriend-experience robot who cheers you on in your games or enjoys the movies you watch together, it's just a lumpy meatball friend in the patent cause they don't want to officially spell-out their plans too soon.
Jordan Walker
It will never be like and/or replace the real thing. All it would do is elevate the paltriness to a whole new level.
Adrian Ortiz
if they make this thing look even vaguely humanoid you KNOW they're going to give it an awful uncanny valley human face instead of a cute robot one