>go to your local craigslist >find the Switch scalpers >send them an email, confidently telling them “SOLD!” and then tell them you live 30+ minutes away but you’ll pay them gas money if they deliver it to you >give them a fake address, send them deep into the city or country side >wait as they drive all the way for no reason, then wait for them to message you saying “where are you?” >then let them have it “piece of fucking scalper shit, you’re fucking dumb as knob, happy I wasted your time, I reported your post for scalping, loser” >..... >profit
Just did this and the guy was seething. Imma keep fucking with him.
Fucking based. Doing it right now except I’m going to try and get him to drive an hour.
Carson Hughes
Say you'll pay for gas
Landon Price
Trannies playing virtual sharia police, you can't make this shit up...
Connor Gomez
Based gonna do this with dickheads selling gym equipment for ridiculous prices
Austin Green
my cousin actually did something like this. he's an absolute madlad
Robert Campbell
Scalpers will be wasting money on gas so ultimately they won’t be profiting on their over priced switches. Stay mad
Ayden Rivera
Based. Fuck scalpers.
... But at the same time, why does Nintendo never manufacture enough? This is ALWAYS an issue. Was for Amiibo's and now for Switch. What gives? Thankfully, the Target in my area had some Lites in stock and were limiting purchases to 1 per person.
Re-read the OP.
Evan James
Uh, hello? BASED department??
Nathaniel Carter
BASED
Chase King
>Not asking them to facetime/facebook video call to show you where they are and then recording their reaction to post and also expose the scalper
???? Are you living under a rock? Corona is constraining development of new switches
Henry Russell
In launch it was the issue, but I guess they didn't expect the Switch to sell 1 million in March because of corona-chan.
Wyatt Torres
the fuck is a scalper
Grayson Anderson
You must be at least 18 years of age to come to this site.
Adam Perez
Done. I’m doing it
Aaron Stewart
People who buy consoles and re-sell them for profit.
Jordan Sullivan
T. Underage
Adrian Ross
Not just consoles, anything that is in high demand and low supply.
Brayden Diaz
dilate
Jonathan Martinez
Of this thread 404s before next time I fool a scalper I’ll be making a new thread and hopefully I’ll have their face and reaction to post for you guys. Gonna expose these piece of shit scalpers
Caleb Carter
>trying to get rid of 3 giant CRT TVs that I know smashies love >practically giving them away >no wait, literally giving them away >guy contacts me from nearby city and asks for them >had to drive to the city for something anyway so I say sure >agree to meet at parking lot of a bank >get there, he's not there >15 minutes late he texts me saying he couldn't secure a ride there but that I could drop them off at his house >nope outta there and find some guy who actually met up with me in front of a police station back home >guy gives me $20 for my troubles Did I avoid getting kidnapped?
Landon Jenkins
someone who buys as many instances of x (in this case switch consoles) to sell them for a higher price.
Aiden Myers
>huur durr my immatue humor i just spout the same shit i see on epik 4chanz!!!!
Jordan Thomas
didn't read but dilate.
John Harris
>defending scalpers seethe, cope, and dilate
Gabriel Russell
Haven't you heard? Gas is so cheap you literally get paid to take it. You're just giving scalpers even more money!
Dominic Perez
Thanks for confirming you're actually a tranny.
Adrian Cox
Probably not. You could've just dropped the TVs outside of his house, not go inside.
Also, fuck... Thanks for reminding me user. I have a giant ass, 90+ lbs, 27" Sony Trinitron CRT up in my attic. I got it for free when I was heavily into retro gaming collecting like 8 years ago. I even bought special cables for SNES, PS1, etc. etc., but honestly I didn't see a difference. I really need to get rid of it. I should've done so before Corona. I'm never gonna use the fuggin thing again (though it is in great quality and actually has great colors - but if I want to do retro vidya collecting again, I'd just buy one of those monitors).
HAH. anyone experienced in selling will never fall for this. I make you overpaying losers meet me a minute or two away from where im at and make you call first. Any bullshit and your worthless name will be plastered all over the local buy sell sites. Now be a good retard and give me your virus check.
Alexander Jackson
>NOOOOOO NOT THE SWITCHIES! NOT THE HECKIN' NINTENDORINOS
