AI tries to walk through walls

You must be fun at parties

Kill yourself

Cats are funny creatures. lmao humans literally bred a small apex predator to mog.

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implying he's actually being invited to parties

cats are weird

they're just really good at sensing motion, their actually eyes don't have muscles to focus the lens in their eye

they only have clear vision for like 20 feet

and they don't know ohw doors work

Cats are still one of the most deadly animals on earth
What are you talking about

based

>AI can steal your loot drops

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Fuck cats, kill strays whenever you can. We have an overpopulation problem

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That's what I mean. They decimate local wildlife populations and we dab on their stupid asses for laughs.

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>Hear a loud fucking bang
>turn to my left to see girlfriend laughing her ass off and one of our cats
>Cat had sprint full tilt into the TV after a squirrel on a nature doc.
>Left a cat face grease stain.

dumb reditor

My cat knows how to open doors partially closed doors.

>Master Arturia
This cat has based taste.

imagine

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>AI is overpowered

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Tibbles is based holy shit

cute

Cats are just very proud and autistic. They’re like little furry and cute incels.

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im impressed honestly

they're not even a solid color

>the only single living creature to eradicate a species
based

>Enemies can't open doors

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Cats are so territorial that they get upset when doors are closed.

Naturally curious, they get overwhelmed by the change in scenery and will beg for a door to be open. This is where the whole "in-out" joke with cats comes from, they just can't handle it.

>succeeds

this is the most successful hunter on the planet

i could easily kick a cats ass

haha lol katto so random

>and they don't know how doors work
My cat figured it out. It would jump into the handle and use its momentum to pull it down. All this to get to the same room with the gerbils.

Next time you see one, try to kick it.

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say that to my face

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>Why yes I am genocidal, how could you tell?

Can cats even live so long?

how the fuck do cat rib cages work

>enemy can noclip

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect—the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours—and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.

Just kill all of them.

>this is actually, unironically what peak performance looks like
C U T E

tungus the tiger

cats are 90% fluff

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wtf fuck is this

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>Duplication glitch

hahahahaa look at this fat fuck hahahah

Yeah. Domestic cats can live a real long time. Mine's turning 20 this year and I think the world's oldest living cat is like 33 or so.

Indeed

shitposting was just so much more eloquent back then.

No wonder Yas Forums loves H.P., this literally reads like some autistic screed.

Eschewing the natural bond man has with his fellows and the joy of helping his fellow man like Stirner himself espoused, and just settling on bullshit individual, solipsistic nihilism.

Dogs are a gift.

>AI can do command grabs

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cat bones are super elastic

Cats pass the mirror test, dogs fucking BTFO

Big cat!

>just pops in the fucking room like it's no big deal

cats

>and they don't know how doors work
that's like saying animals don't know how to drive a car or fire a gun

>AI can disguise itself

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Easy on the mice...