Hakurei Reimu, self-proclaimed miko of the Hakurei Shrine and youkai exterminator, I command you to kneel.
Hakurei Reimu, self-proclaimed miko of the Hakurei Shrine and youkai exterminator, I command you to kneel
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She can't kneel, she's too busy reclining.
Then recline to me. As for the others in Gensokyo, who shall kneel willingly? Those that don't, I shall be forced to stop holding back against them.
The bunny will kneel
You better not let Reisenanon see this
What he don't know, won't hurt him
Okina can't kneel either, she's wheelchair-bound.
Same with Yukari.
While she can't kneel, she sure can drift
Not to mention Tojiko can't kneel either because she doesn't even have legs.
Haha but no seriously the power levels in touhou are as rediculous as their hats, they'd mop up with tales of coldsteel the hedgehog
Like touhou is some turbo chuuni shit user, you need a Kirby or Sailor Moon if you're gonna step
And same for Mima.
Really, I just don't see this working out, can everyone just float at attention or something?
Well then, all these illusionists and youkai, if they can't kneel, my headpats they must feel. Never failed against any being so far, corporeal or not, haha...
Move away bitch boy
You wanna go, you fat old janitorial man? Haha, you're not the only one with your kind of powers, you know. I'll have you mopping all the floors of Thors' bathrooms with your tongue within a flash before you've even seen me, haha...
That should probably be alright. Just make sure Sekibanki's head is in place and be careful not to knock it off.
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the SDM is two blocks down.
Quick rundown on Rean Schwarzer?
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi (a better and cooler katana) and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>can get with and utterly dick down any girl of his choosing
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
UMMMMMM MOONBROS???
Bitch boy, I made a lot of girls submit to my cock before you are even born. And FYI : your girls are already in my personal dungeon. Time for you to go back to your room and jack off like crying baby bitch
I have to say, the two series may be completely unrelated, but ZUN and Falcom make some of my favourite vidya music.
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>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
Holy shit based
After playing through IV with a friend I was very disappointed to find out that's not true.
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight
wait, really? Shamefur if true.
>he doesn't know
I've made an entire country willingly submit to me through my shining bonds, and a whole academy's worth of women line up daily around the halls to my office just to get a glimpse of the Ashen Chevalier. You require at least two scenes of forcefully groping girls to convert them to your side, I require but a single headpat. Now go back to jacking off in your dungeon, too bad there isn't a true ending at the end of it on your NG+ mode, haha...
I think Rean is a fucking bitch.
>Now go back to jacking off in your dungeon, too bad there isn't a true ending at the end of it on your NG+ mode
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK BURN
Otto...
haha...
>Rean's face when he caught you jacking off to Elise doujins