Turn your mic on, user

>push someone to get on mic thinking they're just being socially anxious like a fag
>they actually got an accent so thick you can't understand what they're saying
Sorry bruh

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>that one subhuman who turns his mic on and you hear a bunch of kids and animals screeching in the background

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motherfuckers be living in zoos and daycares

>okay
>play game
these threads are cancer

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>WWWWWWWWWWWHAT'SUP TEAM IT'S YA BOI NIGFUCKER69 COMIN AT YA WITH ANOTHER TEAMKILL

>random player is quiet throughout the game
>"hey dude, do you have a mic? It'd would be better if you spoke."
>the player's comm icon lights up
>loud static, coupled with unholy screeching and indeterminate background noises
>he then stays silent for the rest of the game

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You did good user

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am I all alone?

>Hello?
>Wow you sound so handsome UwU
Why does this always happen?

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*parents fighting in Spanish in the background*

>my friend banned me from his server and blocked me on steam after I used my mic

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I unironically had this shit, but the family was polish
Just sat and listened as what sounded like this kids family fell apart

>use push to talk because my headset is dead and i dont want them to hear themselves constantly
>user are you still alive

I have a bind on foobar that plays really distorted music coupled with screaming and crying through my virtual audio cable (which I sometimes switch to on csgo) so my teammates get freaked out

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>get ordered to turn on mic
>turn on mic
>get vote kicked because of micspam

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Um, are you lost little user?

Yes ;_; phone posting while tired is not advised

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I only play multiplayer games to get drunk and talk shit

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>Pretty deep voice, often get compliments irl
>Too shy to go into vc

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>Regularly try to call out threats in some games ex. 'Enemy behind you', 'They're hiding somewhere', 'They’ve got a defensive position up ahead'
>Almost no one listens and dies anyway

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based

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>NOOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN YOU COULD PLAY ALABAMA NIGGER EARRAPE WHEN I SAID THAT

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All we need now is that weirdo with a wireless headset, and refuse to turn it off
So when he goes to take a leak, you hear it and have to quickly mute him

>mic is already on
>hit V
>no faggot
>go back to winning

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>*muffled sound of dozens of keyboards clacking in the background*
>FAK YOUR MUDDER CHINAH NUMBAH WAN

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>user get in our discord
>user get on mic
>cmon user
>get on the mic user what are you scared of

>oh you're a girl well pardon me gentle mlady allow me and all the other stupid simps to completely change our behavior around you because we all want to fuck you now

This is why I play as dudes and only communicate through text.

show bobs

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Tits or GTFO

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Didn't this guy transition back to male?

>he doesn't know of the sammytrans redemption arc
yup, he found jesus and de-transitioned

Good on him

>yeah sure man , how's going ?
>bruh i can't undertand your accent
everytime

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post voice

Serious question, why are you so obsessed with trannies?

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didn't he re transition because he said his head was being filled with right wing lies or some shit?

oh fuck that'd be a plot twist and a half

No, fuck off. Why do you think I'm on an anonymous imageboard and not facebook?

>No problem king, here's some Erika instead

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