"Listen, Gordon. I know you are shy nerd when it comes to bird n' bees but it's really easy playa'! You just gonna put your pee stick into my daughter's FULLY MODELLED VAGINA, move a little bit, then wait for white pee and bam, that's it! Now let's get you out of your HEV suit and put this Gimp suit on, I'm thinking Alyx has developed fetish due to Hazmat bodysuit she used to wear."
What did Eli mean by this?
"Listen, Gordon...
Justin Hill
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Liam Foster
prepare for unforeseen consequences
Samuel Barnes
well he stole her before she met Gordon
or something like that
Dylan Green
>Now let's get you out of your HEV suit and put >this Gimp suit on
thats it, im done
Carter Torres
I don't like your boyish la creatura daughter Eli.
I'm into Vortignauts.
Daniel Smith
>Crowbar coming at from steel corridor
Zachary Jones
It's time fuckery, everything could have happened.
Jacob Clark
"GOT DAMN MOTHA FUCKIN' HONKEY MAN N HIS GOT DAMN UNFORSEEN CONSESHIZZLES!!"
*does stanky leg with prosthetic*
Ryder Johnson
I KNEW IT GORDON
I KNEW HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR WIENER INTO HER
Bentley Roberts
Why wouldn't you bleach Alyx?
Ayden Lee
>that nappy monkey hair
Take a wild guess.
Camden Murphy
That's why you bleach them, dummy.
Adrian Ramirez
Me cumming in Alyx won't fix her nogness, only her somewhat-less mutty bastard children.
Hunter Morris
Wise men plant trees for shade in which they will not sit.
Gabriel Diaz
Yea but you're asking me to create monkeys that'll swing in the trees.
James Long
Alyx ONLY takes BIG VORT COCK (BVC)
Camden Kelly
What a dirty slut
Jose Turner
Why is racism still allowed on Yas Forums?
Brody Price
Nigger
Camden Myers
N
Isaac Clark
double nigger
Logan Lee
coon
Angel Watson
Moon cricket.
Gavin Sanchez
What racism?
Landon Morris
>put this Gimp suit on
finally Laidlaw's vision fully realized
Asher Moore
Tar baby
Mason Diaz
Spear chucker
Wyatt Butler
Boogat
Gabriel James
Melon muncher
Charles Morgan
but it's true! see
Tyler Moore
Alyx's outfit supposed to look like this in HL2 Beta, wish they kept her like that.
youtu.be
Hudson Morgan
...
Grayson Morris
Looks kinda bad.