Which one did you choose, Yas Forums?

Which one did you choose, Yas Forums?
Also hhy has Bloomberg been shilling AC so hard for the past month?

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What games can I play with the oil?

Neither, I preordered Xenoblade Definitive Edition instead

Oil Panic

A port of an almost 40 years old game for over $60? not thanks

why would i want to buy 3 barrels of oil when i don't even have a car
of course i bought animal crossing 2 weeks ago

>i don't even have a car

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why does the car need oil? the car just need gas.

Where can I buy barrels of oil?

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Donkey Kong

buy physical silver and gold instead. the price is gonna skyrocket when the jew scheme falls (there's way more gold/silver on the market in paper than there exists in reality, mined and ready to be used)

>Somebody lost $20k in like a minute on oil by mistake

How

>paying for oil
Cucks

I never understood, so I'm asking seriously, why do silver/gold have their value? Like, why is it worth anything? Gold has some use in printing pcbs and shit now, but I mean it's been the valuable metal for a long time, is it just the cosmetic shit that makes it so valuable?

GameStop messed up his Animal Crossing preorder.

this

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It's going to be the money of the future if Ron Paul becomes president

Because people think it's valuable. Just like bitcoin. And it's supposedly scarce. Also just like bitcoin. Both are bullshits though. Valuable bullshits.

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Gold is valuable for cosmetics and electronics. It's a good thing to buy because in pretty much all circumstances, pandemics, crashes, et all someone somewhere is going to need gold. Silver is similar, primarily cosmetic uses. I believe silver is used frequently in medicinal applications too.

The reason why oil is bottoming out right now is because so fucking much of it is being produced and no one (at least all the big industrial players that normally make up the market) is buying. The only way of storing the excess oil is by renting expensive tankers. Tankers that are so expensive in fact, it makes sense for the oil companies to pay people to take the oil off their hands, because it would just cost them even more money to store it. This is also another problem that you basically never have with gold or silver.

Where do you get yours?

This is a bit of speculation but Bloomberg mostly consists of freelancers, freelancers hang out on twitter a lot on account of writing vapid articles requiring no research and therefore having a lot of spare time, twitter really likes animal crossing.

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Bloomberg has intentionally been trying to cultivate that side of internet culture.

You can LARP as an oil Barron

its time to grow up and stop playing colorful talking animal baby games son
your mother wants grandchildren

it's rare and shiny, so it was valuable
now it's also used in electronics, so it's double valuable

i pirate my oil

set up a long position and ended up not being able to close it out(no one was buying) before it started drilling.

>Bloomberg been shilling AC so hard for the past month
It's normfags bait. Also AC is good introduction to MMT.

oh so you live in Somalia