Pick one to protect you

Trevor easily.

CJ because he can spawn a tank and kill everyone

he's not Russian he is Yugoslavian

>Implaying Tommy couldn't

whats the difference?

I hope you're saying that sarcastically.
I can't tell since I've just had two bottles of scrumpy (16 standard drinks lololololol)

Yugoslavians are 70% slav, 10% gypsy and 20% arab

CJ can spawn a Hydra jet
I've remembered this cheat code since I was 7 and I don't know why
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all of them are equally crazy but only niko and trevor actually have the gun skills. cj and tommy are better businessmen than gangsters.

aren't Russians slav?

>picking Trevor
Bad idea. You'd die as part of one of his "hilarious" comedic skits. One of his goons would go "hey werent we supposed to protect that guy" and then Trevor replies with something quippy and epic that raises everyone's sòy blood levels to a point where they all die from sòy overdose.

>picking CJ
He might be the smartest out of the four but he's unlucky as fuck and prone to fuckups because of it. You would most likely get hit during a sudden gang attack, and then CJ has to escort you bleeding to the hospital.

>picking Tommy
I only played VC Stories, not VC. Wouldn't know.

>Niko
Most professional out of all of them, and imo the best pick.

Trevor in a heartbeat

best answer

What the fuck are you talking about. CJ and tommy have most health of any charcther in universe. They both can get to 200% health and 200% armor while ignoring headshots. You shoot niko in the limb and it’s over. Same with Trevor he gets killed instantly with a head shot. Tommy and Cj are the only contenders

How can you be sure that's all due to the characters and not to the weapons being weaker in the 3D universe than in the HD universe?

most are 100% slav

so they basically are the same

you missed the gypsy and arab mix

a little gypsy doesn't seem like a big difference

CJ has the most impressive feats of the four

>Tommy
Not that strong compared to other 3
>CJ
He could have a chance if he summons his homies (cesar, sweet, etc.)
>Niko
I would trust him most among these 4. He is ex-military after all. I pick him. Wouldsharevodkawithhim/10
>Trevor
He can kill all of them and rape their corpses. But can you really trust this psycho? What if he wants to fuck me? Fuck this psycho faggot piece of shit.

The one that breaks into Area 51 and learns how to pilot a harrier jet

russia has more arabs and gypsies than the entire balkans combined

>Tommy
>not that strong

He scarfaces an entire mansion full of Mafia thugs trying to kill him. I'd also go with Niko, but I think he'd get cucked pretty quickly by the other 3.

>He scarfaces an entire mansion full of Mafia thugs trying to kill him.
That's pretty small fry compared to what the HD universe protagonists get up to, honestly

Niko is the best choice because he has military training and he is pretty friendly and chill if you treat him well. And he values his friends.

Trev is Canadian, he'd wipe the floor with slavs and americans, if history is anything to go by.

Depends on the location of the battle + which weapons are used. Although niko is probably the best choice.

Tommy. Trevor would just end up fucking you over. CJ would get you arrested. Niko would have to fuck off to go bowling too much.

i think that's bullshit. Most former Yugoslavians I've met are pretty Slavic. This gypsy and arab shit you talk about is very uncommon amongst their populace. They are pretty much the same as Russians.

What's with sudden ressurgence of Rockshit games? There is rdr1 vs 2 thread, mp3 zoomer thread now this reddit tier abomination.
What the fuck