Hey bro, wanna come over and play some video games at my house?

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>mom found the poop can

how do people not break their fucking backs trying to play like this?

Where are the guests supposed to sit?

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>Be me
>Be in elementary school
>Go over to another friends house for the first time in my life to play Donkey Kong 64 since I only had an SNES and PS1
>Looking forward to it all week since parents were always strict in letting me go to other people's homes
>Get to his house
>Dogs and cats are all over the house and furniture and the house smells like a mixture of shit and piss and cigarette
>Friend brings me to living room
>Boot up N64 and gives me his offbrand controller to play with
>Distinctly remember the controller having a weird stain and feeling sticky
>Didn't mind at first but wondered why his house didn't seem as clean as mine or as nice as mine
>Didn't mind though was having some fun and was happy I could hang out with a friend outside of school for once
>His mom is in the backyard with her friend and they're out there chain smoking and having a few beers
>His dad gets home from work
>I say hello to him and he brushes me off and doesn't say anything back and goes straight down the hallway into his room slamming the door behind him
>Didn't know what to think and start feeling bad thinking I did something wrong
>His mom comes in finally and goes to the room and not even a minute later start hearing shouting in the room
>Start thinking to myself that I really fucked up and I want to to home now because I made him mad
>Hear screaming and cursing coming from bedroom and friend just ignores it and raises the volume on the TV
>The fucker doesn't even seem bothered by it
>A literal entire hour goes by until my dad comes and picks me up and they're still screaming at each other
>Dad comes to door and rings it
>Friend answers door and my Dad looks inside the house and immediately gets super wide eyed
>Friends Mom comes out the room and has visibly been crying and has puffy eyes
>She acts like nothing's wrong and says I was an angel and not a bother at all to them

on the floor

gamin' in the 3rd world

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SOUP CAN!

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comfy

Cont
>Friend's dad walks out of room with no shirt on, beer gut hanging out and just his work pants
>Looks at my dad and he turn around and walks back to his room
>Dad acts fake and says thank you for having me and say they have a nice house
>Dad gets to car with me and immediately lectures me on the entire car ride home and another two hours when I got home
>Asks why I'm friends with that white trash and says this is why he doesn't allow me to go over to friends houses
>Punishes me and never lets me go over to another friends house ever again until I was in 7th grade
>Kid gets pulled out of that elementary School in 3rd grade and don't seem him again until high school so lost contact with him in elementary and middle school
>Friend ends up becoming drug dealer and dropping out in 11th grade
>End up finding out his dad went to jail later that same year and his Mom worked at a gas station so they had to move into a super low income apartment this moving schools
>Realized that same day that I'm glad my dad ended up buying me a PS1 and not an N64 because I thought DK64 was boring compared to the other games I had

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iirc that user has a condition and he vomits constantly with no warning. He has to have a trashcan next to him at all times, just to puke in

I'm not reading this.

pussy

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D I D N T A S K

I'm sure drinking liters of cola and bottles of ketchup is helping his situation.

that must be fucking hell, I'd honestly consider sudoku. I hate puking so much I will suppress the urge as hard as I can, i haven't puked in like 4-5 years

fucking abhorrent that society just lets people live like this

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Oh shit! Is that I

god how autistic

its pasta anyway

if I were a spontaneous sewage spewer then I would probably be depressed and eat junk food too

At some point, he should have gotten rid of the lid.

I see your point. Might as well, not like you're going to get fat.
Anyways, he has a lot of water.

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Some peoples like living like this but mental health problem dont help if you ask me

>she
i wish she would puke on my cock

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For the newfags lurking this thread.

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