He's literally murdered 1000+ people. Why isn't he in jail? Why does he still behave like a happy-go-lucky suburban dad?

he’s white

did he actually kill those auction guards? i seem to recall he knocked them out.

but yeah if he did that's definitely indefensibly murder.

"It was a self-defense stealth kill, officer. I knew if I didn't snap his neck without alerting him that he would aggro at me."

You're thinking the museum guards, which he let live (except for the guy he fucking tossed off the balcony into the ocean)

I'm talking about the Auction guards in 4. I think they reconcile killing those guys with a one-liner about how they're "mostly criminals" or "bad dudes". Fucking weak.

>implying Uncharted 4 exists

4 isn't canon

it was a self defense situation, i was outside his apartment window at 2am and had to defend myself

>as your character gets upgrades, all enemies in the environment become equally upgraded, therefore negating the point of upgrading
Fucking stop this trend. Now.

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Damn he's pretty hot

I question stuff like this too. Also..
>Video game where you murder thousands, if not tens-of-thousands of men
>Only one girl dies, sometimes not even that, sometimes they just show a chick's cleavage
>"This game is sexist against women"

Yeah I prefer they change what the enemy looks like when it gets stronger instead :^)

Scotland?

>Having the inferior Drake Brother as a Husbando.
Pfft.

Nate:
>5'10 King of manlets
>Cries and feels bad every game
>Abandons his lifes mission to settle down with a run of the mill white woman
>Retires to a beach at age 40 and has a dughter (Hits Pipe).

Sam
>6'3"
>Charming
>Prison fit, took the fall for his brother
>Never not working towards the treasure
>Impeccable fashion sense.
>Doesn't retire or settle down.
>Charms and seduces a Thicc snarky Black mercenary who hated him; Colonies her
>Doesn't play ball with the Female's feminist qualms in The Lost Legacy
>Still hunting treasures at 60+

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Sully
>6'10"
>Biggest dick this side of equator
>Too old for this shit
>Still robbing crypts with Nate at 110+
>Not visibly balding even at game 4
>Doesn't even need to wear eyeglasses at age 80

Yes it fucking is you nonce.

Not really trespassing half the time when you're in wild uninhabited locations and someone's gunning for treasure. Military bases or towns in lockdown, sure, but Nate's mostly self-defense otherwise.

>(except for the guy he fucking tossed off the balcony into the ocean)
Funny thing, if you watch the guy after he plunges into the water you see him swimming away, so Nate didn't kill him.

>flashback sequence turns out to be a lie fabricated by a Sam, the flashback sequence you played literally never happened
weird fucking flex.

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umm just like drake he doesn't murder anyone? when he dies he doesnt really dies, he just run out of luck (devs confirmed thos) so when you kill bad guys they arent dead just out of luck

Bullshit. I've heard this before. It was an off-handed joke. It wasn't confirmed.

When you get shot, Nate fucking SCREAMS, and there is red blood on your screen. Do you have eyes and ears?

>1000+ people

pretty big exageration. He's probably killed closer to 3 or 4 hundred people between all four games.

>Why isn't he in jail?

Because he's killing hired thugs and murderers who are paid to kill him. He's not in jail because the only people who could report him to the proper authorities are muderers themselves, or have done highly illegal deeds.

>Why does he behave like happy-go-lucky suburband dad?

Because he is able to compartmentalize the murderers in his mind as neccesary for his job. Same way army and military vets who have killed people are able to lead normal and productive lives after wartime. He's literally an alpha-chad, you couldn't even begin to conceptualize what it must be like to be that secure in yourself. you probably anime post when not making threads like this, don't you? Fat little beta-weeabo neet faggot. You're probably a tranny too. you disgust me.

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>He's literally murdered 1000+ people
He killed way more across 5 games, on Uncharted 4 he at least killed between 570 and 600.

Yes. You must upgrade to keep up with the stronger enemies and not the opposite.

>pretty big exageration. He's probably killed closer to 3 or 4 hundred people between all four games.
Did you even check the death toll before beating the game?

>pretty big exageration. He's probably killed closer to 3 or 4 hundred people between all four games.
youtube.com/watch?v=x0zEO40bVDk&feature=emb_title

This doesn't even have Uncharted 4.