I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
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fucking who?
I'm going to buy the ME rights from EA and remake the trilogy the way it should have been made, with Jack as Shepard's cannonical love interest and explicit sex scenes with VR compatibility and 16 k resolution. Shepard can give Jack a coconut oil massage with ray tracing enabled and if you max out your Sexy Paragon or Renegade score you can choose another of the Normandy's many latex clad females to join you.
why does the prerendered guy look so different from the in-game version
>first thing faggot user talks about is love interests
mass effect has always been a dating simulator for virgin losers. prove me wrong
I can't
waifushit is the only aspect of the games we can talk about without causing a shitstorm.
You're a Talifag aren't you? Seethe harder.
Martin Sheen as "The Illusive Man", from the renowned sci-fi masterpiece character drama "Mass Effect 2"
Martin Sneed
>Shepard's canonical love interest should be a damaged goods multiple gang-rape survivor who is unsurprisingly extremely mentally unstable
>Akuze
>Kai leng on payroll
>Forces you to have Jacob on your squad
>Lacked the technology to make Miranda as pretty as Yvonne
>Every Cerberus cell you don't personally work with is massively incompetent
>Spy cams all over the Normandy, doesn't share the feeds of the female showers and quarters with you.
>Figured you actually having to fight him is too "video gamey"
If everyone else didn't become majorly incompetent in 2 then Cerberus would have done nothing right.
a lady is not the one that abstains, lady is the one that stops at shepard
Shepard will excorcise Jack's demons, the power of Paragon dick compels her!
yes
best paring for a Colonist / Sole Survivor Shepard, just two broken people giving each other a reason to keep going
Terrible character
Dman... youtube.com
I always envisioned Shepard having undergone a huge amount of shit as an orphan back on Earth. He was in a gang, did a lot a bad stuff even if it was short of murder. After losing someone important, he finally realises he needs to get out of that life, and he joins the military. When he meets Jack, he sees himself, the way his life could have gone, if he had never recieved a chance. He needs Jack to embrace the possiblity of a better future. So he lovingly bangs her.
I want tali to HIPnotize me into giving away earth secrets
ME2 crewmates were my niggas, just missing Wrex and it would have been perfect.
No one cares, faggot.
You sure showed me by telling me exactly how much you don't care.
You fucking Talifag.
scum
>he doesn't want to pozz Tali with his yuman microbiome and baby batter
get your test levels checked, m8
>Mac Walters
Even years later, this name still gets a rise out of me.
Shepard is getting old bros
>that one upside of long dev cycles
The Mysterious Guy
>implying I romanced anyone in ME1
Not even the Mako?
>Figured you actually having to fight him is too "video gamey"
but this abomination is fine?
He is a cool concept for a character, but I don't think Mass Effect 2 or 3 ever really implemented him well. He's supposed to be morally grey, but for that to be a valid interpretation of the character he needs to come across as sympathetic or at least understandable to people poised to oppose him. I've never seen any Paragon player seriously consider whether TIM is genuine or if he has good ideas or intentions. He's not convincing.
Another failing here, not directly related to him, is how his organization is used. The constant reliance on "Cerberus operation gone wrong" makes he and his people look incompetent. Nobody is going to sympathize with a faction doing immoral things and not even doing it well. It'd be one thing of Cerberus did immoral acts but the results from this were clearly useful or life saving or even did some long term good. However instead it just comes across as them, and TIM by extension, being reckless and callous, creating more problems than they solve.
The only good portrayal of TIM was by Drew Karpshyn in "Mass Effect: Retribution". In that novel we get many chapters from TIM's own POV and can actually observe what he thinks and feels. It is clear in that novel that while he is ruthless and arrogant, bordering on being a narcissist, it is also made apparent that he is intelligent, brave, and thoroughly committed to the human race and fighting the Reapers. THIS makes him sympathetic because while we are appalled by his callous ruthlessness, we can respect his bravery in battle and willingness to die for his cause. We also can see from his own thoughts that he's not lying about what he believes in. As well, the novel portrays him as being cautious and competent, any slip ups being the result of his petty (but human) need for revenge against his own better judgement. A mistake he realizes, recognizing that flaw himself. Which is also admirable.
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