ITT: things that make you instantly drop a game

Talking to yourself or making comments.

Not taking my pills

not being able to play the game in the first fucking 5 minutes

>game is riddled with unskippable cutscenes that bring the game to a halt because we gotta be like the big epic blockbuster movies you guys

Backtracking/flashbacks
Looking at you fallen order

not even that..
fucking long ass unstoppable trademark logos before even the game starts.

Just press the x button really fast

many times this is just placebo.

Special unlockable ability gives you a chance to escape an insta-death enemy attack.
You can no longer use melee on this enemy.
Pic fucking related.

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You're placebo

How the fuck has no one said PRODUCT PLACEMENT yet?
This is the fastest way to get me to not respect your game.
Fuck off Mad Max

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>loli joins to the party either playable or as an NPC
>shes the key to the maxium power or the desendant of the gods that wil destroy the world if fall on the enemy's hands
>gets on dangerous situations almost on purpose to get kidnapped
>if playable, shes overpowered has heck or has a broken scalling, forcing you to have them on your party unless you go artificial difficulty
Yeah, its a super red flag for me.

Fuck off tripfag

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>as your character gets upgrades, all enemies in the environment become equally upgraded, therefore negating the point of upgrading.
Fucking stop this trend. Now.

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>You have completed the tutorial achievement
or
>you have booted up the game achievement
I swear to god i think those achievements are made to stop people from asking refunds

>not being able to play change settings in the first fucking 5 minutes

i love that 30fps cap and shitty resolution

>it's a military-themed FPS
>it's a farming sim
>it's a roguelike roguelite
>it's a high fantasy-themed action game
>it's an indie horror game
>it's a motorsports simulator
>it's a side-scrolling action game with punk soundtrack where you kill all the enemies in each room, dying in one hit with infinite retries
>it's a game that shows up because you can only filter 10 (ten) (10) tags at a time on Steam, or you did filter all the tags associated with it but it shows up in the Discovery Queue anyway because "it's popular :^))))" or "you might have changed your mind :^)))))))"
Steam is shit sometimes

>flashback sequences

i used to like roguelite games 5-6 years ago but now my eyes roll every time a new indie game does it. it's really getting out of hand. i'd like to play a game where i don't go back to square one when i die for once.

>It doesnt open from this side
>mechanism doesnt work from this point

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Based

>flashback sequence turns out to be a lie fabricated by a character, the flashback sequence you played literally never happened

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the only time this was good was in Clone High