Hey, remember that screen in Final Fantasy VII you went through in 30 seconds? Let's make it 30 minutes long...

Hey, remember that screen in Final Fantasy VII you went through in 30 seconds? Let's make it 30 minutes long, with a stage play feat. Dumb and Dumber and the same shitty fucking minigame THREE TIMES.

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so just play the original

This

>durr me want 1:1 copy of ff7 with graffix!!!! DUUUUUUURRRRRRRR

goddamn you motherfuckers do complain about everything

>having ADHD

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>It's okay if this game is shit just play the old one bro

This is some advanced level of coping I never thought I'd see

I don't understand why anyone would defend this
Instead of getting a lot of new parts of midgar to explore, we just get elongated sections of areas that were better when smaller. How is this a good thing? All it is is meaningless padding, instead of adding good meaningful content.

it's honestly worth it for the high five interactions with Aerith

Shitposters user

Yes? What is your logic for not playing the original?

Why is there left to see? It would just be more generic city areas

he’s telling you not to play the shitty remake, how is that coping?

keep seething

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Yeah all the random battles every 10 seconds, cpr, dolphin jumping, marching, and some tower defense bullshit certainly improved the original game and definitely werent padding. How about that Kotor grind and chocobo breeding? Boy wasnt that a blast?

That's the entire point of good side quests user. Fun self contained story lines. Stuff like that makes a game better and can be added with muhc more creative freedom if it's not restricted to an area and character set we already know

Those were gay.

>you on the right

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Shills out the woodwork.

actually that area and the trains did take me longer than 30 seconds to go through because the art design makes for terrible visual pathing

they were cute

If your a faggot sure

That and it's a terribly small section for an entirely destroyed sector so you can barely understand why it's such a shithole compared to the regular slums.

>I'M ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

OP here.
The original has a lot of problems too. I expected a Remake to make brand new things instead of extending something short from the original and adding padding to it. Having to find a bunch of cats isn't extending something in an interesting way. Having to do the exact same mission again but with kids with you swords is still not fucking interesting. The Remake does a bunch of stuff better than the originally, especially pretty much everything related to Cloud's past sans Sephiroth. But I'll never understand this need to defend every single thing from a game as if it was a personal fucking attack.
Also fuck Chadley, god I hate that fucking kid.

gotta pad out that disc, user. don't forget to preorder part 2

I agree that both have its problems
Neither should be free of criticism but retards on here only think in black and white

shills have abandoned defending this trash pile and now just deflect attention by simultaneously attacking the original and telling you to just go play it.

nah, you're clearly not pretending

If that zone was the same size as it was in the original there wouldn't be any space for the fights. Part of the switch to action combat set in world is that there needs to be space for it, no such accommodations needed to be made with random instanced encounters.

Obviously they were going to have to elongate old traversal sections otherwise the game would be over before it hardly started, and seeing as the remake has said repeatedly that it was fleshing out midgar they'd be doing a piss poor job at it if all the areas were short romps with singular encounters.

What is with the shill force behind this game?

Probably because the shills attacking it aren't budging for shit. And besides, its a legitimate recommendation.

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No one acts like a fucking person in this game, everyone giggles like a retard and does exaggerated motions with *insert Japanese grunts* as if they were five or retarded.

see

Fanboys psyched that SE finally managed to hit the ball, even if they only made it to first base