ITT: men who nintendo should unironically hire

ITT: men who nintendo should unironically hire

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NINTENDO

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HIRE

THIS IS WHAT GRAPHICS WILL LOOK LIKE IN 2013

The grass and tree texture is putrid

Don't tell me there is such a thing as "ironic hires"? No wonder the industry is so bad right now.

Is this dreams? Ugh, I find game development using a controller very unintuitive.

CUNNY

soopa mayo in rool loyfe

It's too damn noisy

This. Artistic ability is just as important, if not more important than technical ability.

Just give them The Mysterious Masamune Castle already. Fuck.

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i can already see the Unreal Engine motion blur

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NDY is the soul version of this guy

it would be really nice but the faggot ass tranny speedrunners would throw a fit because they cant glitch through walls and shit.

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what's ndy?

Sakaguchi.

LE HIRE THIS MAN XD is the shittiest most forced meme this decade besides fucking wojak, good job nintentards

MODS
BAN THIS MAN

me

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Mario already works for Nintendo.

>HUUR DURRR MODERN NINTENDO SOULLESS
>every Mario asset flip since Odyssey now uses Odyssey's models instead of Brawl's

>WOW THIS GUY'S A CREATIVE GENIUS
>most of his projects are remakes of N64 games, and use recycled models

Cry me a river, faggot

cry? I pity you drones, LE HIRE THE MAN DUUDE EPIC XDDD

You actually think that shit in OP looks good?

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I don't care at all

Get lost tourist

I get a different impression from your LE XD spouting.

SPAGHE--

Now you are aware how easy is to do awesome stuff for PC, and how console is pushing technology back. That dude would not be able to do nothing half decent on Switch for example.

then your impression is wrong I guess

ligma balls

Honestly probably Kaze Emannuar
But I'd prefer the romhack king stay the romhack king

Yet here you remain.

Saying “le” anything is worse and more forced than suggesting that Nintendo hire this man.

yeah I'm here

You know what the REAL patrician Mario fan-project would be?
A fully 2D-animated remake of Superstar Saga in the style of the box art

That actually looks really good, but the textures for the grass and leaves is horrible.

So fuck off, retard, lol

It must really suck being an actual game developer now trying to practice making shit in unreal engine by making these HD Mario demos. Literally no matter how good it looks or how much time they put into it all of you NPCs will take one glance at it and just spam NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN over and over thinking you are comedic geniuses. It was funny the first few times but holy shit give the guys a break. Make something that looks better than this yourself and then you’ll have the right to say whatever you want.

My dad.

I think you should post the same image and the same song 100 times in a row and then it becomes funny like that one hire this man meme that was pretty epic

Then why are you mad?

Based

Le epic comeback xd

Penis music is much worse

>It must really suck being an actual game developer now trying to practice making shit in unreal engine by making these HD Mario demos. Literally no matter how good it looks or how much time they put into it all of you NPCs will take one glance at it and just spam NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN over and over thinking you are comedic geniuses. It was funny the first few times but holy shit give the guys a break. Make something that looks better than this yourself and then you’ll have the right to say whatever you want.

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"Yas Forums sings" is the sleeper worst meme

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>people with zero concept of artistic direction think adding a million polys and ultra 4k high res textures is all it takes to make a game look good
Unironically don't hire this man

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Excuse me...Nintendo, hiring department?

nigga ain't got no ears

its almost like recreating old nintendo games are a poor show of skill and is blatantly mocked. Perhaps... Its the ones creating this garbage who should stop?

Someone sure sounds upset.

I can't wait to be in 2013 bros.

I swear these are recycled assets