Was it so hard to give Jessie and Wedge more of a personality besides "me want dick" and "me want food"...

Was it so hard to give Jessie and Wedge more of a personality besides "me want dick" and "me want food"? When every single phrase uttered by them is a variation of the above, it kind of makes it hard to care or take them seriously.

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they were literal whos in the original. they don't need to be important

Why do you expect subtlety from brainlets like Nomura and Nojima?

I fail to see how that's relevant with the OP. Them being important ≠ their dialogue being retarded and written by a 12yo

i do miss the sentimentally shy jessie that apparently most people didn't know was even a girl

but they did, that was the whole point of the upper plate segment

>Was it so hard to give Jessie and Wedge more of a personality
>hey were literal whos in the original
do keep up.

You shouldn't expect really good writing form Japanese, period. Different culture, different language.

You mean the section Wedge talks about nothing but Jessie's mom's pizza or how he gets hungry before a big operation like four times in a row? Or the one with Jessie humping Cloud like a gorilla on the bike?

>more of a personality BESIDES *personality that WASN'T in the original and WAS in the remake*?
Do keep up

Fatties want food and early 20s girls crave cock. Seems very realistic to me.

they got more personality than they deserve. side characters which fall into irrelevance after the first 5 hours shouldn´t be stretched like that.

she always hit on cloud though, it just wasn’t as obvious in the original, not to mention in the original she’s only in the game for like, three hours

>expecting more than one dimensional characters from nip RPGs
Thanks anime

Because its fun

Well Midgar shouldn't be stretched to 40 hours yet here we are

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>Why yes I love fun and simple side characters. How did you know?

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Thry explain she only acts that way from her fucked up time as a dancer

>I'm going to ignore every other part that characterizes Jesse like how she wanted to be a dancer or how her dad is her main motivation for joining Avalanche
>or how they show that Wedge is so eager not to be a burden that he puts himself in harm's way to help out the team
>or how he has a soft spot for cats even though they're unfriendly and how this is related to how he's always trying to reach out to Cloud
ok retard

>I'm going to ignore every other part that characterizes Jesse like how she wanted to be a dancer or how her dad is her main motivation for joining Avalanche
You mean what's mentioned and talked about for literally 10 minutes inbetween "I want Cloud's dick" and "Cloud fuck me raw"?
>or how they show that Wedge is so eager not to be a burden that he puts himself in harm's way to help out the team
That one time he gets his ass eaten by a dog? That sure balances the literal dozens of times he talks about nothing but food time and time and time and time and time again
>or how he has a soft spot for cats even though they're unfriendly and how this is related to how he's always trying to reach out to Cloud
lmao they're unfriendly TO Cloud, and you see him with them after the warehouse raid and when the time jannies are floting around the Plate destruction

yes, that thing that biggs and wedge also talk about and what makes cloud finally open up a little to avalanche because he heavily sympathizes with her motivation.

there's also wedge throwing himself in front of the sweeper to save cloud

and they're friendly to wedge because he's been trying to win them over, which he eventually succeeds in doing with cloud too.

>yes, that thing
So 5% of her new character/dialogue, okay. Guess we had to make room for all the over the top innuendos.
>there's also wedge throwing himself in front of the sweeper
Which happens at the same time as the dog thing
>and they're friendly to wedge because he's been trying to win them over
WOW, they're still friendly to him. Maybe I'd take that a little bit more seriously if it wasn't for the other 9000 lines about nothing but "me food" and "me hungry".

so all characterization is invalidated because fatty said me hungry a few times. fuck off, retard.

One is talked about every like 3 hours in a 10 seconds cutscene. The other is present every single bloody time you interact with the characters in any way and at any time. It becomes grating.

No, it's invalidated when it's thrown there once and the importance, the thing the game throws at your face for 20 hours, is a constant repeat of "me hungry" and "me sex" so thick you can smell the Japanese mindset through the screen.

so you're just xenophobic

lmfao

>you see Jesse flirting with Cloud a lot because Cloud is the viewpoint character
>NOOO THESE OTHER INTERACTIONS SHE HAS DON'T COUNT BECAUSE I SAID SO

>you see Jesse flirting with Cloud a lot because Cloud is the viewpoint character
Just like in my Japanese animes! Cloud highschool harem when?

guess aerith is devoid of character too because she spends an entire chapter flirting with cloud

Dishonest post, likely from someone who is sex starved so only observed the sex-thirst aspect
>Jessie's regrets of abusing her family relationships to get access to Shinra
>Wedge's feline friends and his repore with animals in general
>Jessie's unrealized but documented dreams of being a Golden Saucer dancer, which her parents kept believing and she kept semi-alive as a cover for her eco-terrorism
>Wedge's knowing he's not the best at anything, but makes up for it with effort and covers up with humor and quips; meaningfully addressed repeatedly throughout the story in side-dialogue

I don't know how fleshed out you want literal dies-in-the-first-10-hours characters to be, but I found Jessie/Wedge pretty fine in the remake. But i'm also not a thirsty virgin faggot who becomes blinded to every other piece of dialogue when a virtual pair of tits suggests sex might be cool.

Why do you have to be such a fag, OP

She has a reason though

I just characters that have been expanded upon to actually be expanded upon instead of repeating the same trope ad nauseam with a little "oh btw there's this too I guess" on the side.

The worst part is how they hamfisted the orphanage sidequests in Biggs pseudodeath like "I'm dying, oh but one last thing Cloud, you did do the orphanage sidequest right? God I love orphans for some reason, you really should have done it you know"

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Jesse has a reason too, it's called she wants to fuck and things didn't work out with Biggs

>it's called she wants to fuck
BRAVO NOMURA

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except Jesse's characterization was served to you on a plate while all the flirting was treated as the sides, retard

>all the flirting was treated as the sides
Have we played the same game?

name one thing that happens as a result of Jesse flirting with Vloud

How is that relevant to it being in 95% of her scenes and/or dialogue front stage?

hey retard, maybe if nothing changes as a result of removing all instances of Jesse flirting with Cloud, maybe it's not actually a main part of her character at all

Don't know why you expected better writing from stuff new to the Remake. Jessie is shit, Wedge is shit. Biggs is the only one that saves himself.

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>maybe it's not actually a main part of her character at all
Then why is it everything she talks about all the fucking time she's on screen for 95% of the game?

Except all 3 of them got some great char. devt?
Im currently replaying the game on Hard and I noticed, and there will def. be DLCs for some of their escapades.
>Jessie warehouse theft, would shed light on why guards were off guard
>Biggs post parachute
>Wedge Shinra tower
>Pillar arc
>Post pillar arc

>because Cloud is the viewpoint character
So you're unironically defending the shonen trope of "every girl wants the MC's dick just because he's the MC? Damn, no wonder you like Nomura's fanfic.

because it's the only thing you remember because you're even thirstier than jesse

>because it's the only thing you remember
The game is out there for all to see, user.

no, moron, I'm saying since the viewpoint character is cloud, obviously the most interactions with jesse is going to involve cloud. if the viewpoint character were Biggs or wedge you'd see a very different side of Jesse, one that we hear about.