im gonna im gonna JUUUUUUUUMP
Nobody:
Dominic Turner
Liam Wilson
EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!
JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!
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[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale
Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix
And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled
Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup
Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!
[Janny]
Let this be a warning.
My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must
And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.
I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!
[Pepe]
Is that all you got?
your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuck
I'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky
And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey
I'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are prime
I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss
So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?
[Janny]
MOM! This guy is being mean to me
He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger
BANG
[Pepe]
FUCK NIGGERS
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY
Blake Jones
It's looping around from ironic to sincere.
Logan Howard
It’s been ironic for over 2 1/2 years now to mock alt right Yas Forumstards
Cringe ass newfags
Nathan Miller
all part of the (((plan)))
Sebastian Rogers
Building shit nobody really appreciates instead of competing in a game that has the largest prize pools and allows everybody to partake?
Isaiah Nguyen
based schizo
Alexander Garcia
>see janny in the kinoplex
>sit next to him, elbow him in the face while sitting down
>his glasses fall off
>he gets on the ground and looks for them
>yell out "YOOOO THIS NIGGA EATIN' POPCORN OFF THE FLOOR"
>all of the African-American niggers start howling with laughter
>black negress walks up, grabs my dick, and whispers "you cute" in my ear
>janny having PTSD attack from his high school days
>runs out of the theatre crying like a baby
Justin Perry
>2016 nigger
fuck off tourist